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Biggest Zit Ever

lol

Warning: do not eat cottage cheese while watching this

http://www.iamboredr.com/media/13891/OMFG!_Its_gotta_be_the_biggest_zit_in_the_world!/

I don’t think that was a zit. I think it was just an infection.

Why? Why would I click on that link? You owe me new eyes…

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
I don’t think that was a zit. I think it was just an infection.[/quote]

lol, ya I think you’re right. Either way, pretty friggin gross!

Yea gotta be an infection. The comments on the smell are gross and I don’t think normal zits smell like that. Abcess maybe.

If he didn’t already marry that girl, he should. Nothing says love like vanquishing that monster.

It was called "One girl and one _____ " but I forget. Pretty sure it was abscess like Bonez said. I believe it was posted before somewhere but it would be hard to find.

That could have been a boil, nasty buggers! I had 2 huge zit experiences that I feel that I’d share with y’all.

The first was with my girl friend years ago. The had this boil right at the top of her ass crack. It kept getting bigger and was sore. Until one day she asked me to look at it. It was HOT to the touch and looked like a piece of candy corn. Being the gent that I am, I offered to pop it for her. I had tissues on hand and gave it a go, it popped very easily and shot up about a foot. The pus was yellow and stunk, but I squeezed all of it out and put some Baciatracin on it and a bandaid.

The second was with this VERY large lady friend of mine a few years back. I was going down on her and since she was shaved, I couldn’t help notice this bump to the left of her pubic mound. I was careful not to disturb it and finished the deed. I did mention it to her after I was done and she knew about it. She later tells me that on her way home from the motel, it burst while she was driving and soaked through her panties and skirt. Glad I dodged the virtual bullet on that one.

BG

[quote]markdp wrote:
lol

Warning: do not eat cottage cheese while watching this

http://www.iamboredr.com/media/13891/OMFG!_Its_gotta_be_the_biggest_zit_in_the_world!/
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I’ve taken that cottage cheese challenge the last time this was posted.

I’ve blacked out all memories of my assumed success.

[quote]beachguy498 wrote:
The second was with this VERY large lady friend of mine a few years back. I was going down on her and since she was shaved, I couldn’t help notice this bump to the left of her pubic mound. I was careful not to disturb it and finished the deed. I did mention it to her after I was done and she knew about it. She later tells me that on her way home from the motel, it burst while she was driving and soaked through her panties and skirt. Glad I dodged the virtual bullet on that one.
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Joke or not that is just nasty.

[quote]beachguy498 wrote:
That could have been a boil, nasty buggers! I had 2 huge zit experiences that I feel that I’d share with y’all.

The first was with my girl friend years ago. The had this boil right at the top of her ass crack. It kept getting bigger and was sore. Until one day she asked me to look at it. It was HOT to the touch and looked like a piece of candy corn. Being the gent that I am, I offered to pop it for her. I had tissues on hand and gave it a go, it popped very easily and shot up about a foot. The pus was yellow and stunk, but I squeezed all of it out and put some Baciatracin on it and a bandaid.

The second was with this VERY large lady friend of mine a few years back. I was going down on her and since she was shaved, I couldn’t help notice this bump to the left of her pubic mound. I was careful not to disturb it and finished the deed. I did mention it to her after I was done and she knew about it. She later tells me that on her way home from the motel, it burst while she was driving and soaked through her panties and skirt. Glad I dodged the virtual bullet on that one.

BG[/quote]

There is sooooo much wrong with this post. Where do I begin? Is the above post even in season? Do I need a license? Is it even sporting?

She’s definitely a keeper.

[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
beachguy498 wrote:
The second was with this VERY large lady friend of mine a few years back. I was going down on her and since she was shaved, I couldn’t help notice this bump to the left of her pubic mound. I was careful not to disturb it and finished the deed. I did mention it to her after I was done and she knew about it. She later tells me that on her way home from the motel, it burst while she was driving and soaked through her panties and skirt. Glad I dodged the virtual bullet on that one.

Joke or not that is just nasty. [/quote]

No kidding. I don’t know what’s more disgusting, the pimple or going down on a really fat chick. Okay, n/m the pimple is much worse!!!

[quote]beachguy498 wrote:
That could have been a boil, nasty buggers! I had 2 huge zit experiences that I feel that I’d share with y’all.

The first was with my girl friend years ago. The had this boil right at the top of her ass crack. It kept getting bigger and was sore. Until one day she asked me to look at it. It was HOT to the touch and looked like a piece of candy corn. Being the gent that I am, I offered to pop it for her. I had tissues on hand and gave it a go, it popped very easily and shot up about a foot. The pus was yellow and stunk, but I squeezed all of it out and put some Baciatracin on it and a bandaid.

The second was with this VERY large lady friend of mine a few years back. I was going down on her and since she was shaved, I couldn’t help notice this bump to the left of her pubic mound. I was careful not to disturb it and finished the deed. I did mention it to her after I was done and she knew about it. She later tells me that on her way home from the motel, it burst while she was driving and soaked through her panties and skirt. Glad I dodged the virtual bullet on that one.

BG[/quote]

Fucking gag me with a spoon dude… So nasty, lol.

[quote]markdp wrote:
No kidding. I don’t know what’s more disgusting, the pimple or going down on a really fat chick. Okay, n/m the pimple is much worse!!![/quote]

LOL going down on a fatty can be a real disheartening experience. They usually have a cheese hood which will knock anyone out. I’ve seen shit down there that would turn your hair grey.

[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
markdp wrote:
No kidding. I don’t know what’s more disgusting, the pimple or going down on a really fat chick. Okay, n/m the pimple is much worse!!!

LOL going down on a fatty can be a real disheartening experience. They usually have a cheese hood which will knock anyone out. I’ve seen shit down there that would turn your hair grey.
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Here I was thinking the thread couldn’t get anymore gross…

2 Girls, 1 Pus

It was a cyst.

[quote]Curran wrote:
It was a cyst.[/quote]

Thanks kill joy, now post a disgusting story or link, you are fucking up the flow here.

Just reading this thread makes me want to vomit.