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Bigger tits?

My girlfriend wants to take these pills that will make her tits bigger. she says they are “all natural” so she will be fine. i am not too worried about her health, but they cost $340 and i doubt they work. i tell her to save her money for something worthwhile. the drug is called Bloussant, can anyone give me some definate info i can tell her to keep her from wasting her time and money. thanks

If you believe that some pill will make
your woman’s tits bigger then listen to this:

My semen, and only my semen, can make
attractive women grow bigger tits.

Therefore, I will let your woman suck my
dick every day for a month and instead of
charging her $340 like those pills cost,
I’ll only charge her $100.

And if after a month her tits aren't bigger, we'll up her "dosage" to 2 blowjobs per day for another month and see if that works.

I wish I was like these unethical fuckwads who sell this type of shit (tits in a bottle) because I could make billion$!!!

No herbal, all natural supplement will grow
tits in an adult woman.

End of discussion.

Brock

It’s bullshit.

I saw that infomercial . . . I trust it about as much as I trust the “Body By Jake - Butt and Thigh Rocket.” I just don’t see how these pills would work, and if they did by changing hormones or something, you would have to keep taking them to keep the size. I’d suggest saving the $340 and keep saving it every time she would have had to buy a new bottle and pretty soon she could afford implants. I don’t have implants myself, but if I was bugged about my breasts enough to blow $340 on an infomercial, I WOULD get them. Heck you only have one life and one body. BTW: lots of things are “all natural” that I wouldn’t want to swallow : sand, manure, blowfish poison . . . all natural doesn’t mean safe.

Dont listen to Brock. His semen doesnt work. I’ve talked to a few girls who fell for this. Even at 4 daliy doses, nothing! It’s a scam.

But, Ive got a fail safe method of making her breasts bigger. And it doesnt require pills. If she stops exercising (in fact all activity whatsoever) and then begins to eat like a powerlifter at a dinner buffet, the breasts will grow. No doubt about it. Hope this helps.

How is such a blatantly deceptive commercial even allowed without repercussions? (The FCC and FDA have cracked down on blatantly false claims before). What a sham! I agree with ironbabe. If it is a problem for her, save her money for eventual implants. (Procedures now give VERY natural contures; she does NOT have to look like someone pasted two watermelons on a 2x4’s).

Seriously Brock… I’m sure you see the market potential for a breast enhancing supplement. Get to work.

Tell her to rub toilet paper between them. I’ve got no scientific base, but it seems to have worked on my ex’s arse

Krakkerz is correct. It worked for my ex also.

This is funny because there was an issue of Muscle Media where one of their experts, claimed that there’s a spot reducing cream which, when used by women, tends to remove fat from the stomach region and re deposit it in the breast area. I’d never heard of the cream and just reading this post brought it to mind.

Anybody know what cream they’re talking about? It’s supposed to be really expensive.

total bullshit, sorry.

I’d like to register a complaint against Brock Strasser. My girlfriend went to him and tried his “suggested dosages” and her breasts never grew. Eventually- she was taking his semen three and sometimes four times a day. Eventually Brock decided the semen had to be deposited in a different orifice- because the saliva was having a “negative impact” on his semen. Eventually her breasts did grow- when she became pregnant. Now I am stuck with an illegitimate love child that looks like a hybrid between Nicole Bass and Charles Poliquin. Thank you Brock. You will be hearing from my team of lawyers.

Try this easy approach: liposuct every body except her tits. Then start berardi’s program.
Sigh, wouldnt it be great if there really was something that made waist fat migrate to the tits of a woman.

Hey I am selling a supplement that turns fat into muscle.No seriously its true.

There must be a way…

What about giving her some estrogen for a month or two wouldnt that make her breasts grow?

Like birth control? It does make some girls breasts grow, but it also makes some girls gain fat. Does neither to me.