I have to thoroughly scrub/clean my ass crack 3x a day and change my boxers that amount also, I sit down alot and because no air gets there the skin starts to break/bleed... =(
My gums started to receed quite badly because of all the steak I am constantly chewing, caused some bad inflammation there, so I have tenderize my steak a shit load (it's fun and noisy).
And I now brush/floss after every steak meal which ends up me brushing my teeth 4x a day, and I now buy some expensive gum/tooth sensodyne toothpaste which is brown and tastes like mosquito repellant...
If I don't use some right guard anti-perspirant I'll have to change clothes quite a lot during the day due to all the sweating, so that saves me like a day of laundry.
Recently I bought some moisturiser for my hands, all the chalk I use at the gym makes them painfully dry, and If I go swimming or take a bath they shrivel up like a 100 year old mans in about 2 minutes.
Plus lots of baby wipes and a scrubbing brush for my back, because I can't for the fucking life of me reach my middle back now.
That being said, it's hard to smell nice sometimes due to passing gas probably twice as often as the normal person.