Not sure if this is the best place to post this, but here it goes anyway.
To cut to the chase, I’ve got a huge fucking bubble butt and it’s really frustrating. It sticks straight out from my back and it’s so, so visible to anyone not standing DIRECTLY in front of me. It isn’t mostly fat or anything like that (trust me, I’ve cut and it did fuck all to reduce the size). I get commented on it every single day. And finding pants that fit is a literal impossibility – if they aren’t sweatpants, they gotta get tailored, and no matter what they look tight as fuck at the waist.
I’m just wondering if anybody else here suffers from the plague of the gargantuan butt, and what the best way to deal with it would be? I’ve asked around elsewhere, both online and IRL, but have gotten absolutely zero luck. Am I the only one with this big of an ass? And am I stuck with it for the rest of my life?