[quote]Bmacres wrote:
(Works best on a beach or grass) Trip and fall down in front of them: “Oh my god… I think I’ve fallen for you.”[/quote]
If that doesn’t at least make a girl laugh you should dump her because she has no sense of humor
“My love for you is like a river
Like a summer breeze that makes my soul shiver
One look for you is more precious than gold…
Let’s go get some barbecue and get busy.”
Imagine a loud nightclub scene with loud music pumping…
Guy: “Excuse me, would you like to dance ?”
Girl : “No.”
Guy: “No, you heard me wrong, I said you look fat in those pants.”
“Don’t be so picky, I wasn’t.”
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Imagine a loud nightclub scene with loud music pumping…
Guy: “Excuse me, would you like to dance ?”
Girl : “No.”
Guy: “No, you heard me wrong, I said you look fat in those pants.”[/quote]
HAHAHA That makes me want to go to a nightclub just to do this
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
“Don’t be so picky, I wasn’t.”[/quote]
hahaha this guy
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Are you a slave girl? Because you look like you should be.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.
“You must of farted… cuz you blew me away!”
brb googling “pick up lines” and then posting 5 times in a row
[quote]The Anchor wrote:
brb googling “pick up lines” and then posting 5 times in a row[/quote]
Only 4 in a row
lol
personal favorite
okay, I’ll stahp
Are you Irish? Cuz my dicks Dublin in size.