"I may not be a window repairman, but I can still fill your crack in."
"That shirt looks very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too."
"I hope you like dragons, because I'll be draggin' my balls across your face tonight."
"With great penis comes great responsibility."
"Hey baby do me a favour, get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut."
"I have the entire dictionary written on my dick, want me to put some words in your mouth?"
"Excuse me ma'am, would you like to partake in a night of mock procreation?"
"Do you take Visa?"