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Best, Worst Pick Up Lines


#1

Lets hear em....

"If you were a transformer, you'd b a hot-o-bot, and your name would be optimus fine"

"I was wondering it you wanted to come back to myspace and twitter with my yahoo until i google all over your facebook?"

"you have that body for your entire life, I just want it for one night"


#2

"I may not be a window repairman, but I can still fill your crack in."

"That shirt looks very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too."

"I hope you like dragons, because I'll be draggin' my balls across your face tonight."

"With great penis comes great responsibility."

"Hey baby do me a favour, get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut."

"I have the entire dictionary written on my dick, want me to put some words in your mouth?"

"Excuse me ma'am, would you like to partake in a night of mock procreation?"

"Do you take Visa?"


#3

"Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls. Children of all ages. D Generatin X proudly brings to you one half of the WWF tag team champions of the world...the road dogg jesse james and the bad ass billy gun the new age outlaws...and if you down with that we got two words for ya"

Never works for me

Neither does "i am the game and i am that damn good"

Or "and thats the bottom line cuz stone cold said so"


#4

hahahahahaha that dictionary one is awesome


#5

Are you from iraq? Cuz i wanna see you bahgdad ass up


#6

Ha, I like that one.


#7

"Does this teddy bear smell funny to you?".


#8

ha really


#9

"c'mon, it's late and you really have no other options tonite"

"It won't be near as bad as you make it out to be"

"srsly, I wouldn't be able to hurt you with it"

"srsly, what are you saving it for?"

"look, I'll pay you for it, what the fuck" (from DLR)


#10

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.


#11

see if that gets you smacked


#12

does this rag smell like chloroform?

And next time your at a bar ask for a beer for you and a roofie margarita for your date, I actually did this one time as a joke the bartender was not amused at all.


#13

Just gotta pick out the right girl to pull it off, shes gotta reek of insecurity lol


#14

Ha Ha!


#15

Guy: "We could never play hide and seek together"

Girl: "Why not?"

Guy: "Cause a girl like you is impossible to find"


#16

or be a little bit of a masochist. id do a guy like that. you don't have to worry about being nice or that they might call after. just get what you want and bounce.


#17

thats awesome...lmao i was out with a buddy and he used the "wanna twitter with my yahoo" one from earlier in this thread on some girl and it totally worked, she came back to our table, and to make it even better it was her 21st bday so all of her friends came with her.....best night ever


#18

(Works best on a beach or grass) Trip and fall down in front of them: "Oh my god... I think I've fallen for you."


#19

have you used this one?


#20

thats clever