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Best Slogan for a Workout Shirt

It’s Friday, let’s have some fun!

Redmeanie got me started thinking about what some good, humorous, steroid-related T-shirt slogans would be.

Here goes:

It’s not Incredible, it’s Anadrol.

EQUIPOISE - It’s not just for horses!

HCG: Supersize your balls.

“i use steroids because i used to look like you”

Very good drago, I don’t think anyone will top that.

I think I would just wear a Barry Bonds jersey.

Please squat. You need it.

The Smith machine is for homesexuals.

This ought to get interesting…Come on RU1 I know you have to have something about dry humping or Cavity Smuggling!!

You like manboobs, I like Nolva.

“Its not incredible, Its injectible”

“only plants grow naturally”

heres one more: “NO im not on steriods but thanks for asking”

Suck and Fuck.

“If God intended me to look like you, He wouldn’t have invented steroids.”

or

Multiple Choice
To look like this I:

A) Did Ronnie Coleman’s “8 Weeks to Superman Muscles” program as outlined in Flex Magazine.

B) Drank some rancid tasting GNC brand weight gainer three times a week

C) Do steroids

Don’t ask if I use steroids and I won’t call you a pencil neck. (a guy at my gym wears that one)

Testosterone, it does a body good.

Out of my squat cage estrogen boy

STU

“Winny is for Stallions”

natural is for pussies!

haha those are awesome guys, cant say i can think of any that compete with that.

“Your not doing it right unless they think your crazy”

very good thread horse. this is quality stuff here. horse reminded me of a good slogan i used to use." i said no to steroids but they wouldnt listen"

lmao. i just saw the barry bonds one. hilarious! i am on the east coast so may i will wear jason giambi’s jersey.

Dbol: Beyond the Multi-vitamin.

Steroids…If you can’t beat them… inject them.

Steroids…There not just for breakfast anymore.

Steroids…They are illegal because they actually work.

You know the great thing about a steroid user? We don’t question if you’re not using!

No, I don’t use steroids I just got attacked by a bunch of wasps and the swelling never went down.

Contrary to what the media has been telling you…Testosterone makes your dick bigger…Temporarily at least.

No, I have never done steroids, that needle sticking out of my ass is from some Eskimo who thought I was a whale.

Winstrol…makes you run faster…Just ask Ben.

Steroids…Lyle died of something else fuckhead

Steroids…Barry Bonds LIES

Sure I am natural… So is Ronnie Coleman and every other Mr. O.

  CHICKS WITH DICKS WEAR 

Steroids…Not just for men anymore

ORALS Keeps your milk from getting lonely.

I did’nt know I was using steroids…It is all my nutritionists fault…But why stop now right?

Superman used steroids…Spiderman did too…Now that I think of it…So can you.

WARNING!!! I HAVE BEEN KNOW TO INJECT LARGE VOLUMES OF TESTOSTERONE. THIS HAS LEAD TO DANGEROUS SIDE EFFECTS SUCH AS MUSCLE GROWTH AND RAGING HARD ONS. PLEASE, IF YOU ARE AROUND ME WHEN ONE OF THESE HARD ONS OCCURS YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED!!!

This is Test…It is only Test…had it been Deca…my dick would have shrivled and wilted and I would not be here in the gymn working out but at home crying like a little girle bitch.

STEROIDS FOR SALE!
Oh shit just used the last bunch.

ROFLMAO!

RU12NVME, you take the cake bro!

Keep 'em coming!