Is there anything better than pulling off the best possible saying/reply to a situation. Most of the time you can only think of these things later and not in the moment. I have two to share with you, feel free to add your own.
- I was down at my grandparents house eating dinner and the tv was on in the background. It was on National Geographic or Discovery, it was a documentary on some African tribe and it was showing one of the extremely skinny tribesmen diggin a hole with a stick
(i’m talking bone thru nose, face paint, fur wearing tribesmen) and outta nowhere during our quiet dinner my grandpa says “there’s Obama’s daddy” and we all died laughing. (note: I know some may take this the wrong way, but in context it was fucking funny)
- Me and my buddy took a trip to Tunica Mississippi and after a long poker playing session we got a comp to the Paula Dean Buffet (awesome bulking choice BTW). We both piled a few plates and were flat out pigging out.
During the meal, I said “Man this is freaking awesome, Paula Dean is the shit, eating food this good makes you want to sit back and just savor the goodness,” and my friend stops eating for a second and kinda nods his head, then he blasts back “but not for to long cuz I gotta get back to this fried chicken” and I imagine everyone around figured we were both high since we were laughing like retards…