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Best News Story Ever


#1

http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_18905119


#2

Lol, wow.

As a future corpse, I would have no issue with this.

In fact, I'd be fine with almost ANYTHING happening to my deceased, lifeless body as long as it's not a typical funeral. Fuck.


#3

Wasnt there a southpark episode about this. SSC you sure you want to be violated after you die?


#4

Saw this headline this week:

I raise you

    http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/gordon-ramsays-dwarf-porn-double-percy-foster-dies-in-badger-den/story-e6frf7jx-1226137921668

#5

Both stories are crazy. Nut jobs out there


#6


That is the best headline I have ever read... even when stacked against my favorite fake ones.


#7

Damn. Two guys partying with a corpse.

I was really hoping for a headline like "Freak Storm Traveling Eastward Floods Everything In Its Path With Blowjobs and Coupons For Free Steak!"


#8

You'd have to replace "Blowjobs" with "Oral sex" then it really would be the "Best news story ever!"

:smiley:


#9

I can only hope that after I die, my friends get into some Weekend At Bernies type shenanigans with me as one last hoorah.

But if they got into some Weekend At Bernies 2 shenanigans with me then I would have to haunt the shit out of them, cause Weekend At Bernies 2 sucks.