Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Somtimes … just sometimes, I overstep the line. Judging by the uncomfortable silence in this thread, I think I just overstepped the line. I’m going to go curl in a squat rack now. Bye.
Why couldn’t Hellen Keller drive?
Cuz she’s a woman.
[quote]bluefingas wrote:
Why couldn’t Hellen Keller drive?
Cuz she’s a woman.[/quote]
Wow! Way to integrate disabled + women. Haha.
the greatest jokwe of all time is by far, bar none
The Clown Joke
look it up.
Your mama is so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
What’s the greatest joke of all time?
Women’s rights
What does a gynecologist with a wet nose have?
Bad eyesight
[quote]youngblood52 wrote:
the greatest jokwe of all time is by far, bar none
The Clown Joke
look it up.[/quote]
I did and dude! that is the biggest anti-joke EVER
[quote]bluefingas wrote:
Why couldn’t Hellen Keller drive?
Cuz she’s a woman.[/quote]
I was about to post this one. Well done.
Why can’t helen keller get pregnant?
because she’s dead
say this joke to a girl:
what is the difference between jam and jelly?
I can’t jelly my way into your pussy
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Q: What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick?
A: Who cares??[/quote]
Q: If a fat chick jumps out of a window, how long does it take her to reach the ground?
A: Who the fuck cares, she’s fat.
Sooo anyway…
Two atoms are walking out of a bar, one atom says to the other atom, “I think I left my electrons inside.”
“Are you sure?”
“I’m positive.”
-_^
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I thought this was a thread about The Aristocrats!
snap[/quote]
I really doubt anyone else will even understand what you are referring to.
[quote]Fergy wrote:
Sooo anyway…
Two atoms are walking out of a bar, one atom says to the other atom, “I think I left my electrons inside.”
“Are you sure?”
“I’m positive.”
-_[1]
Now theres 10,000 comedians out of work. I mean REAL GOOD comedians. They cant get a job if there life depended on it. And here you are tryin to be funny.
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/quote ↩︎
[quote]malonetd wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
I thought this was a thread about The Aristocrats!
snap
I really doubt anyone else will even understand what you are referring to.[/quote]
so there I was, sitting in my sisters room biting her bloddy tampon out of her hairy pussy, when all of a sudden my quadriplegic uncle mows down her door in his wheelchair. he can’t talk, or walk or move or anything but i knew he was disgusted. I make my sister suck his limp dick…should i continue?
hahaha awesome. thanks for the responses guys in was to be expected. haha 
but seriously:
what breaks during sex?
…
a 3 year olds pelvis.
zing…
What’s better than winning the para-Olympics?
Not being in them.