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Best Joke of All Time?

This tends to be appropriate when extremely drunk, out and about, and going up to random people, old people, kids, the disabled, churchies etc

How do you get Elton John to fuck a woman?

Shit in her cunt!

THE END

wow. thats horrible.

… what?

You’re drunk right now, aintcha

A few of my IQ points just fell out of my brain, landed on my foot (breaking my toes) and then fell into a gutter. Now they are gone forever. Thanks.

ok?

[quote]pro-a-ggression wrote:
This tends to be appropriate when extremely drunk, out and about, and going up to random people, old people, kids, the disabled, churchies etc

How do you get Elton John to fuck a woman?

Shit in her cunt!

THE END[/quote]

Is the funny part hidden somewhere… like buried treasure, perhaps?

If not, then it might be the worst joke, EVER.

This isn’t the best, but…

Q:How do you know when your house was built by lesbians?

A:There aren’t any studs and everything is tongue-n-groove.

I thought this was a thread about The Aristocrats!

snap

It’s not hidden it’s written in invisible ink … err … uhm … yea that’s it … like they pass notes in prison using urine; when you apply heat it turns brown exposing the message

I said to my wife the other day “so sweetie, How come you never tell me when your having an orgasm” Her reply was “Because baby your never there” Ouch!

[quote]pro-a-ggression wrote:
This tends to be appropriate when extremely drunk, out and about, and going up to random people, old people, kids, the disabled, churchies etc

How do you get Elton John to fuck a woman?

Shit in her cunt!

THE END[/quote]

WTF! LOL! That’s awesome!!

lol nice avatar vibealive haha geeeeez

[quote]imhungry wrote:
This isn’t the best, but…

Q:How do you know when your house was built by lesbians?

A:There aren’t any studs and everything is tongue-n-groove.[/quote]

Nice.

Q: What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick?

A: Who cares??

i think some people dont get the first joke cos its quite an english thing (shitter), im not sure… or they are stupid! ok so i think a lot of jokes have to be in bad taste now because people are so desensetised.

whats funnier than a dead baby?

a dead baby in a clown suit.

see you in hell.
DJ

why is there no tv in afghanistan?

cos of the telly ban

[quote]Dajvejive wrote:
i think some people dont get the first joke cos its quite an english thing DJ[/quote]

Does it make a difference if he’s Austrailian?

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Does it make a difference if he’s Austrailian?[/quote]

Somethings not right here?

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Dajvejive wrote:
i think some people dont get the first joke cos its quite an english thing DJ

Does it make a difference if he’s Austrailian?[/quote]

my bad. its just not recognised everywhere.

[quote]stockzy wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Does it make a difference if he’s Austrailian?

Somethings not right here?[/quote]

Dajvejive said that it must be the english humor being the reason why most don’t understand the joke.

I was just pointing out that the OP is from Australia.