Ewww. I'm almost not going to respond to this because of that comparison. Again, ewww.
But I will anyway. I've always found steak and eggs to be the best hangover food, along with one beer (or other alcoholic drink).
Eggs have a lot of leucine (I think, or some other amino) which helps a lot with hangovers. IIRC it helps to remove methanol from your system, which is one of the main causes of you feeling like....that aforementioned sea donkey's nether regions.
The "one beer" helps to restart the Cytochrome responsible for methanol metabolism. You'll see a lot of articles on MSN and so on which say the hair of the dog doesn't work, but one of my professors (who had a PhD specifically in cytochrome metabolism) explained to me the reason why it does work. I forget why....but in my experience it helps a lot.
Steak has been scientifically-proven to instill youthful vitality and overall vigourosity to the humours, while energizing the whole body with almost impossible levels of electrostatic torque and "pep". Check pubmed, it's all there...