Best Fighter Quotes

“I hope Wanderlei wins and wins fast, 'cause I gotta go take a crap.” -Quinton “Rampage” Jackson

�??I will beat you into a living death�?? -Ken Shamrock to Ortiz
�??I will knock your hair black�?? -Ken Shamrock to Ortiz

“Ken Shamrock is the World’s Most Dangerous Man? Maybe behind the wheel of a car.” -Don Frye
“Losing is like my ex-wife… it’s a *****, and it takes a bigger man than me to live with it.” -Don Frye

“You can buy muscles, but you can’t buy COJONES.” -Bas Rutten
�??apparently the only way to kill a lion is by rear naked choke�?�personally i�??d just kick it in the head.�??�?? �?? Bas Rutten

“When it started, for a while I was just going on instincts. But then they took head butts away so I had to learn some skills.” -Mark Coleman

“You know a thousand moves, and you suck at every one.” -Carlson Gracie

�??I�??m a very unique fighter. If there was two of me, I would be unnecessary�?? -Sam Morgan

“Years ago we hardly had anything to eat. Now I earn more money and I see every opponent as a man that tries to put me back to that poorer period. That man has to be eliminated.” -Fedor Emelianenko

“Right leg, Hospital. Left leg, Cemetary.” - Mirko “Crocop” Filipovic

“If you’re getting paid more than me, I’m definitely more excited about this *** whoopin I’m gonna put down on you.” -Nick Diaz

“Man, I hate waking up with a dead hooker.” -Dan Henderson

“I want to fu�?� chuck…er…fight chuck” Wanderle Silva at PrideFC- The Real Deal (1st event in US)

“He spent the night in a hospital, I spent the night at a bar.” -BJ Penn
�??My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs.�?? �?? BJ Penn

“I was so happy and took out my gum shield and threw it into the crowd, but I am not a good thrower and I hit a lady in the third row in the forehead, who happened to be Caol Uno’s mother.” -Joachim Hansen

“I’ll fight somebody in my backyard for free, just to see if I’m better than him.” -Chuck Liddell

“My dream is to get tapped by every one of my students. I’d love that.” -Jeremy Williams

“He kissed me, Im not gay…I AINT GAY” -Heath Herring after KOing his opponent after he kissed him during the stardown

“I’d like to have an honest fight with an alien. If it had 6 arms, it would be difficult to strike with them, but if it has legs like a human, I could submit it with leg locks.” -Ikukisa Minowa

" I�??ve been watching alot of DVD�??s " -James Thompson

�??He beat me fair & square. no, I�??m sorry, he beat me fairly squarely�?? �?? GSP
�??I don�??t want to lick any butt.�?? �?? GSP

�??90 percent of the game is half mental�?? �?? Tim Sylvia
�??Im the oldest I�??ve ever been, right now�?? �?? Tim Sylvia

�??He broke Tim Sylvia�??s arm�?�…So what?�?? �?? Brock Lesnar

I’ll fuck you till you love me faggot
– Mike Tyson

" You can bench press 500 pounds congratulations!!..i can kick your ass"

  • Bas Rutten

“Pain is weakness leaving the body”

  • Enson Inoue

Thanks for the post Xen. Those were great quotes. Most of them were funny, but I thought the Fedor quote had the most meaning:

“Years ago we hardly had anything to eat. Now I earn more money and I see every opponent as a man that tries to put me back to that poorer period. That man has to be eliminated.” -Fedor Emelianenko

That definitely hits home to him and a lot of people. You don’t want to go back to where you came from if it was less than ideal, so you have to keep fighting to makes things better. Seems like Fedor has a deeper purpose for fighting than just participating in a sport.

^^ Yeah he does.

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[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
I’ll fuck you till you love me faggot
– Mike Tyson[/quote]

i always loved that quote

I don’t have the exact quotes, but BJ had some great ones leading up to the Sherk fight.

“I’m doing everything except steroids to get ready for this fight.”

“People question my cardio. I have just enough to put you away.”

I liked the Penn one on the build up to BJ vs Sherk went somethign like.

“People keep asking me what I’m going to do when Sherk is on top of me, the real question is what is sherk going to do when I’m on top of him punching him in the face and licking his blood off him while punching him in the face”

Also after the fight he walked up to Sherk wiped some blood off his head and licked it, strange guy but at least he’s honest.

[quote]Xen Nova wrote:

“Years ago we hardly had anything to eat. Now I earn more money and I see every opponent as a man that tries to put me back to that poorer period. That man has to be eliminated.” -Fedor Emelianenko
[/quote]

Proof that he’s a cyborg bent on the destruction of all puny humans.

“WE DID IT MAMA! WE DID IT MAMA!”

You can do a whole thread on Crazy 90’s Tyson:

“I was gonna rip his heart out. I’m the best ever. I’m the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He’s no Alexander! I’m Alexander! I’m the best ever. I’m Sonny Liston. I’m Jack Dempsey. There’s never been anyone like me. I’m from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!”
-Mike Tyson

Perhaps the most famous quote in combat sports, and that became part of the laguage:

“He can run, but he can’t hide.”
-Joe Louis

“You must defeat my Dragon Punch to stand a chance!” - Ryu

More Tyson gold:

“I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”

“It’s no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don’t do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn’t talk anymore… Unless you want to, you know.”

“I’m on the Zoloft to keep from killing y’all.”

“I guess I’m gonna fade into Bolivian.”

[quote]ExcessiveForce wrote:
“You must defeat my Dragon Punch to stand a chance!” - Ryu[/quote]

I really want that on a shirt.

[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
ExcessiveForce wrote:
“You must defeat my Dragon Punch to stand a chance!” - Ryu

I really want that on a shirt.[/quote]

You and me both. My first band’s name was Shoryuken.

All the tyson quotes and not one put this one up

“Everybody’s got a plan… until they get hit”.

and while browsing around a found a few other interesting ones.

I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It’s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.

I don’t try to intimidate anybody before a fight. That’s nonsense. I intimidate people by hitting them.

Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It’s all lies. I have never laid a finger on her.

[quote]Donut62 wrote:
You can do a whole thread on Crazy 90’s Tyson:

"I was gonna rip his heart out. I’m the best ever. I’m the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No!

He’s no Alexander! I’m Alexander! I’m the best ever. I’m Sonny Liston. I’m Jack Dempsey. There’s never been anyone like me. I’m from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"
-Mike Tyson
[/quote]

ahahahha, you beat me to it! it was 100% funnier than it is on paper because of tyson’s voice and mannerisms, too.

I used to live about 40 minutes from his house outside Youngstown, and knew some people who used to see him at local stores and they always said he was the nicest gentlemen.

Oh shit!He played a game like the promoters
wanted him to.No doubt he went too far.
But the Givens crap is total BS; and if
he raped that woman all motel sex is rape!

Mike is just awesome. He admits he’s crazy all the time so at least he isn’t pretending to be a nice guy like so many other people out there. Plus he has the funniest accent ever. He’s my hero.