[quote]Jersey5150 wrote:
Now I dont mean this as an attack of all republicans. I think its funny and for some of republicans dead on. So I have no intention of defending all these points because they dont apply to all Republicans.
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
- Theodore Roosevelt
- Being A Republican -
- Make The Pie Higher -
- The Quotable President -
Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime,
unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an
illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.[/quote]
“You know I have always tried to be honest with you and open about my life,”… “I need to tell you today that part of what you have heard and read is correct. I am addicted to prescription pain medication.”…
Limbaugh said that he is “not making any excuses” and that he is “no role model.”
-Rush Limbaugh
Yea this whole situation was a tough one on the Maha Rushi. He really got caught with his dick in the wind.
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The United States should get out of the United
Nations, and our highest national priority is
enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.[/quote]
It is our true policy to steer clear of entangling alliances with any portion of the foreign world.
-George Washington
I 100% agree that we should get the fuck out of the UN. A worthless, impotent, defunct orginazation. And war with Iraq was in the best interests of the US. Do I need to go find and repost all of the liberal demacrats who ALSO thought Saddam was a threat and might have had WMD?
I know this thread was supposed to be humorous, but but the last part of this statement is rediculous. President Bush went to the UN first and what did they do? Nothing. There’s too many US haters in the UN. They would love too see the US have a diminished role in the world. We need to get out.
It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company.
-George Washington
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Government should relax regulation of Big Business
and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use
marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.[/quote]
I agree that businesses of all sizes should be less regulated. Let the free market work. I do disagree with alot of my conservative brothers though on drugs policy. Who gives a shit if someone wants too go home and smoke a bowl in the privacy of their OWN HOME. As long as your responsible about it, I believe that drug use is personnel business.
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“Standing Tall for America’” means firing your
workers and moving their jobs to India.[/quote]
If I owned a corporation and I had a union trying to tell me how to run the biz, hell yea I’d move too! Some unions have priced themselved out of a job.
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A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her
own body, but, multi-national corporations can make
decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.[/quote]
Who’s entrusted with the decisions of the childs body? Doesn’t the child have any rights? I know, I know, someones gonna throw at me the question of incest and rape. And I don’t have any good answers. However, how many abortions are due to these circumstances. very few in comparison.
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Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of
homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.[/quote]
I’m a Republican and I have no problem with homosexuals(insert witty reference to screename here), this is another area where I part ways with many other conservatives. God has a plan for everybody and somehow homosexuals fit into that grand plan. Only he knows how.
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The best way to improve military morale is to praise
the troops in speeches while slashing veterans’
benefits and combat pay.[/quote]
Troop morale is higher now during a time of war than it was under Clinton.
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Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless
you someday run for governor of California as a
Republican.[/quote]
I’ll take an order of everything minus the drug use please! 
Once again, This is one Republican who believes that what you do on your own time is your business.
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If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents
won’t have sex.[/quote]
Nobody believes this, it doesn’t matter what party.
Except maybe Falwell or Robertson.
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A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our
long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and
money.[/quote]
France, Germany, and Russia deserved to be bellitled, they got caught with thier hands in the cookie jar. What was it I was saying about the UN being full of US haters and that it’s a useless orginazation? Hmmmmmmmm.
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HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of
the public at heart.[/quote]
Again, nobody is dumb enough to believe this.
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Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.
Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.[/quote]
Everyone in America has a right to health care. Nobody in America has a right to health insurance. Yes, government provided health care is socialism.
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Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk
science, but creationism should be taught in schools.[/quote]
Can’t argue with tobacco’s link to cancer, however global warming theory has some holes in it.
Evolution is a theory that I believe should be taught in public schools, and creationism should be taught in sunday schools and perochial schools. But if the hometeam football stands want to be led in a christion prayer, one athiest in the crowd shouldn’t have the right to stop them. Some groups like the ACLU are actively attempting to drive any and all reference to christianity from schools and government.
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Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad
guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when
Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush
needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion.[/quote]
Saddam was usefull when we needed him, too bad things changed and we had too squash him. “Bush’s daddy” and “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion? First one is a bit childish and the second one is just more liberal drivel.
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A president lying about an extramarital affair is an
impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist
support for a war in which thousands die is solid
defense policy.[/quote]
Leftists always try and water this one down to a president simply getting a blowjob from a fat intern. Not that simple.
If I was a fire chief and cheated on my wife with some girl at a hotel and got caught. That issue is between my wife, my mistress, and myself. If however, I was to cheat on my wife with a young girl from the fire academy in the chiefs office, I would be fired. And I would still have to deal with my wife and mistress. See the difference?
Again, EVERYBODY thought that he had WMD and alot of democrats agreed with the use of force if Saddam did not comply. This point is getting redundant.
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Government should limit itself to the powers named
in the Constitution, which include banning gay
marriages and censoring the Internet.[/quote]
I believe the government absolutely should limit itself to the powers contained in the constitution. I do not believe in banning gay marriages or censoring the internet however.
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The public has a right to know about Hillary’s
cattle trades, but George Bush’s driving record is
none of our business.[/quote]
Were either of them illegal? And if they were, did either of them atone for them? These are the important questions.
Like him or hate him, Bush did not lie about his DUI when it was conveniently thrown at him by the left. He didn’t make any excuses for it and has always been forthright about his history with drinking.
Yes I do support states rights. However federal elections require uniform federal regulations.
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What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital
national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is
irrelevant.[/quote]
I don’t believe that either are relevant IMO
I personally don’t see why we can’t be trading with Cuba right now.
Ahhhhhhhh fine Cuban cigars!
Good post Jersey, that was fun.