(No, I don’t mean that kind of hard, I mean badass hard. Now that thats cleared up…)
I went to the mall tonight to get some stuff. I normally don’t go to the mall anymore, its just too much bullshit to waste my time and money. Anyways, I was walking along and theres these dudes standin there, 3 of em to be exact. And two of them had pink clothes on. One guy had just a pink shirt, but the other guy had a pink shirt, pink sneakers, a pink hat, the whole nine yards.
Now I know ever since Fat Joe wore a pink shirt to some gay awards show, its been all the rage. I think I remember him saying “not everybody can wear pink, you gotta be a real gangster to wear pink.” Yeah Fat Joe, not everybody can be a lardass, but somehow you manage to get the job done.
But this shit has gone too fuckin far!!! Every other dude I see nowadays has a fuckin pink shirt on! Every one of these guys seems to be shouting “hey! Look at me! I may look really gay, but would it surprise you to know that I’m really not?!”
Everyone of these guys always has to act extra badass too. As if you don’t look like a greasehead enough.