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Beer Lowers Testosterone

Many links and studies online, but the evidence is clear,
Heavy use of Alcohol is bad, and even moderate use can affect testosterone.
I USED to be a moderate drinker, and after quitting myself I HAVE noticed
I get erections much more often…kinda goes against the grain of scantily
clad women in some Beer ads pushing this poison and suggest you’d be more
MACHO or Ambitious or whatever.
Drink enough of that shit and one day you may be confused whether to lead or
follow on the dance floor.
Quit Drinkin’ you Fools, And get erections you can cut diamonds with again…BOINGGGG…:smiley:

What the fuck

I get more attracted to women when I drink, you mad bro?

Naw Cheesehead, just relaying the info, if You have any real evidence to
the contrary other than your illusory attraction to Chicks when chuggin a six pack,
please let us know.

To quote the great Benjamin Franklin…

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to stop giving a shit about whether this-or-that lowers your testosterone or HGH or whatever-the-fuck-else by one micron of a percentage point, plenty of guys who enjoy the odd drink are jacked as fuck, seriously guy just enjoy a balanced life, guy”

[quote]Mtag666 wrote:
I get attracted to women when I drink, you mad bro?[/quote]

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[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
To quote the great Benjamin Franklin…

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to stop giving a shit about whether this-or-that lowers your testosterone or HGH or whatever-the-fuck-else by one micron of a percentage point, plenty of guys who enjoy the odd drink are jacked as fuck, seriously guy just enjoy a balanced life, guy”

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Are you sure that was Franklin? Sounds more like Washington to me.

Yep, keep drinkin’ and you’ll look like Ben Franklin as well, an image all
Men aspire to acheive I’m sure.
Of COURSE the temporary results are “jacked as fuck”…I’ve been there, it’s an illusion
and a temporary ‘high’, reality is they’re castrating themselves and risk the long term Beer Drinkers
condition of Gynecomastia…but go ahead, those aren’t MY studies…the evidence is legion
and all over online, no way around it…truth is supposed to hurt sometimes, If you have any evidence
to the contrary, post it…I’d love to try and get an sustained erection after 5 beers other
than spiking it with Viagra.

OP - why do you list ‘beer’ in the thread title when you seem to have an issue with ethanol consumption in general?

[quote]Karado wrote:
If you have any evidence
to the contrary, post it…I’d love to try and get an sustained erection after 5 beers other
than spiking it with Viagra.
[/quote]

Six double gin and tonics last night and a Maker’s Mark Manhattan…and I could’ve hung a wet bath towel off of it.

u mad bro?

‘Beer’ was simply a choice of words, and because long term ethanol consumption is of no health benefit
to the body whatsoever. if you have evidence it is, please share…I’m open, are you?

[quote]Karado wrote:
Yep, keep drinkin’ and you’ll look like Ben Franklin as well, an image all
Men aspire to acheive I’m sure.
Of COURSE the temporary results are “jacked as fuck”…I’ve been there, it’s an illusion
and a temporary ‘high’, reality is they’re castrating themselves and risk the long term Beer Drinkers
condition of Gynecomastia…but go ahead, those aren’t MY studies…the evidence is legion
and all over online, no way around it…truth is supposed to hurt sometimes, If you have any evidence
to the contrary, post it…I’d love to try and get an sustained erection after 5 beers other
than spiking it with Viagra.

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I want to publicly apologize for the above clip. It was inappropriate and in bad taste. I have many gay friends, some of whom drink quite a bit, and none of them have any problem keeping it up.

Please accept my most humble apologies.

“Six double gin and tonics last night and a Maker’s Mark Manhattan…and I could’ve hung a wet bath towel off of it.”

Yeah, just wait…Chickens always come home to Roost.
I don’t believe ya anyway, who the fuck has 7 Drinks in a row on a thursday evening
unless they’ve got MUCH bigger issues to deal with other than raising your estrogen in the long term?

[quote]Karado wrote:
“Six double gin and tonics last night and a Maker’s Mark Manhattan…and I could’ve hung a wet bath towel off of it.”

Yeah, just wait…Chickens always come home to Roost.
I don’t believe ya anyway, who the fuck has 7 Drinks in a row on a thursday evening
unless they’ve got MUCH bigger issues to deal with other than raising your estrogen in the long term?
[/quote]

Yeah, you don’t know me, do you?

Dinner with friends and a bowl game.

If you’re ever in Chicago, I can highly recommend the BBQ at Public House. Kobe beef brisket, half a chicken, half slab of ribs, pulled pork, slaw, and a roll. I didn’t touch the roll because I’m low carb.

[quote]Karado wrote:
‘Beer’ was simply a choice of words, and because long term ethanol consumption is of no health benefit
to the body whatsoever. if you have evidence it is, please share…I’m open, are you?[/quote]

I can’t be bothered to post it here, but if you’re unaware of the demonstrated beneficial effects of moderate, daily ethanol consumption… then you should read more/start threads less.

In other words, you ain’t got nothin’…Still waiting for the Beer Drinkers and
Shit kickers to show me where Alcohol increases testosterone, if it DOES, I’ll
meet ya’ll at happy hour then we’ll all go cruising fer chicks…with a designated driver, of course.