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Beer is ESTROGENIC! Dont drink it!

Disturbing Beer News

Yesterday, University scientists released the

results of a recent analysis that revealed the

presence of female hormones in beer. Men should

take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones

(hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by

drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To

test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer

each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed

that 100% of the test subjects

1.) Gained weight

2.) Talked excessively without making sense

3.) Became overly emotional

4.) Couldn’t drive

5.) Failed to think rationally

6.) Argued over nothing

7.) Had to sit down while urinating

8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong

No further testing was considered necessary

So are you the same guy who posted this on elite, or did you just read it there and copy someone else?

I guess I must be turning into a girl.

this was very funny the first couple of times it showed up but it’s getting a bit old.