Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists
released the results of a recent analysis that
revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer
consumption. The theory is that beer contains female
hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by
drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each
within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100%
of the test subjects :
- Argued over nothing.
- Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
- Gained weight.
- Talked excessively without making sense.
- Became overly emotional.
- Couldn’t drive.
- Failed to think rationally.
- Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.