Beef Jerkey Business Cards!

No Shit, not business cards FOR Beef Jerkey, But Business cards OF Beef Jerkey.

Possibly the greatest invention mankind has ever had? Has to be in the top 5. Made from Meat and Lasers!


“MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex.”


i’m not sure i want to know what you were searching for when you came across these. that being said, i want them.

Useless, but delicious.

OMG I had to FB this link hilarious!

While there is no way in hell I would ever consider doing business with someone who uses beef jerky for business cards, I’ll be goddamned if I wouldn’t sit through as many sales pitches as they can handle.

Dude, I would not only BUY whatever someone was selling, i’d be a lifelong customer. Did you guys go through the website at all? Apparently they had a picture taking contest with the winners being awarded a field test of the jerky business cards. OMG the people trying to pull off the pictures are classic! BTW there are some really nice thong shots so it’s worth a view. Who said uber nerds don’t have hot GF’s.