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Beat Up Some Navy Seals Today

It’s amazing how the class of 2009, not the OP but the members replying truly define the reason for the original post. Classic!

[quote]artw wrote:
Anyone who thinks Navy SEALS are anything but the elite of the elite are fucking pussies. My cousin is a SEAL in Afghanistan right now and he’s the hardest motherfucker I’ve ever met and ever will.

Hand-to-hand combat sparring or doing some MMA shit with a couple of meatheads down at the local gym or thinking you’re tough because you won a fight with a couple of drunks at a bar is one thing. Pulling your buddy out of a fucking Humvee after his legs have been blown off at the kneecaps while he’s screaming about his wife and kids, and still being calm enough and collected enough to get to safety, return fire and so on is REAL bad-ass shit.

These are the things he writes to me about and he doesn’t glorify any of it. On top of all that, virtually all SEALs have Master’s Degrees or higher, so not only are they hard, they’re probably a lot smarter than most of the people on this forum, including me. If the OP’s rant was some thinly veiled poke at SEALs or some juvenile joke, he’s got a lot to learn. If there is anyone out there who NOBODY on this site has any business talking shit about, it is a Navy SEAL.[/quote]

Way to miss the point douchebag.

By the way, OP- this rules.

hahaha

boner time

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
hahaha

boner time[/quote]

X2, you goin to pornhub?

oh wait your HolyMac&cheeze :smiley:

I haven’t known very many SEALS, but I know a ton of marines. My brother-in-law is a marine. I have trained with dozens of them and I have yet to find one with balls. Seriously. MARINES isn’t what it’s cracked up to be. Full Metal Jacket was a good movie, but why are all the marines I’ve ever met panzies?

Sorry about the hijack. I just needed to rant.

Oh yes, and OP…I approve of your douchebaggery.


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[quote]Stelios wrote:
your story is banter… from a person that writes like an illiterate child that grew up envious of every person with character and a worthy cause. I guess you and your boyz are among the ghetto elite with high aspirations in life. Its more likely you’ll die in some petty drug deal turned violent, WISHING YOU HAD FINISHED THE 2ND GRADE.

To your credit, at least you can type to a lengthy post. And, think of all the time you saved by not running the spell-check![/quote]

Fuckin doucher 09 scum. And no i’m not talking about the OP.

V

[quote]artw wrote:
Anyone who thinks Navy SEALS are anything but the elite of the elite are fucking pussies. My cousin is a SEAL in Afghanistan right now and he’s the hardest motherfucker I’ve ever met and ever will.

Hand-to-hand combat sparring or doing some MMA shit with a couple of meatheads down at the local gym or thinking you’re tough because you won a fight with a couple of drunks at a bar is one thing. Pulling your buddy out of a fucking Humvee after his legs have been blown off at the kneecaps while he’s screaming about his wife and kids, and still being calm enough and collected enough to get to safety, return fire and so on is REAL bad-ass shit.

These are the things he writes to me about and he doesn’t glorify any of it. On top of all that, virtually all SEALs have Master’s Degrees or higher, so not only are they hard, they’re probably a lot smarter than most of the people on this forum, including me. If the OP’s rant was some thinly veiled poke at SEALs or some juvenile joke, he’s got a lot to learn. If there is anyone out there who NOBODY on this site has any business talking shit about, it is a Navy SEAL.[/quote]

And yet another 09er who is fucking clueless. Go look this word up in the dictionary. PARODY

Thanks,

V

[quote]Vegita wrote:
artw wrote:
Anyone who thinks Navy SEALS are anything but the elite of the elite are fucking pussies. My cousin is a SEAL in Afghanistan right now and he’s the hardest motherfucker I’ve ever met and ever will.

Hand-to-hand combat sparring or doing some MMA shit with a couple of meatheads down at the local gym or thinking you’re tough because you won a fight with a couple of drunks at a bar is one thing. Pulling your buddy out of a fucking Humvee after his legs have been blown off at the kneecaps while he’s screaming about his wife and kids, and still being calm enough and collected enough to get to safety, return fire and so on is REAL bad-ass shit.

These are the things he writes to me about and he doesn’t glorify any of it. On top of all that, virtually all SEALs have Master’s Degrees or higher, so not only are they hard, they’re probably a lot smarter than most of the people on this forum, including me. If the OP’s rant was some thinly veiled poke at SEALs or some juvenile joke, he’s got a lot to learn. If there is anyone out there who NOBODY on this site has any business talking shit about, it is a Navy SEAL.

And yet another 09er who is fucking clueless. Go look this word up in the dictionary. PARODY

Thanks,

V[/quote]

Is this the downfall of T-Nation?

SEALS are pussies and everyone knows it.

[quote]polo77j wrote:
SSC wrote:
Probably the only troll I’ll ever openly support. Mostly for the profile picture and username, though.

Except Klip.

in no way was Klip a troll … he had the videos to prove he could move some weight and the pics to back up his extraordinary stories[/quote]

We will miss him.

To the OP…solid work, an Ed ReTardy t-shirt would have worked equally as well as your Avi.

The absolute best part of this thread is guys jumping in with serious responses.

Strangely most of them 09’ers…hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Awesome.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Stelios wrote:
Better yet, just ask them both to speak. The first competitor to finish a complete, coherent sentence gets to walk out alive…

You best be trolling…

Otherwise you are going to have to go buy a fucking clue dude, or stay out of GAL. Because you are going to just ruin jokes all the time.

Lol at this whole thread and anyone that doesn’t get it… Holy shit.

EDITED to remove an extra “go”[/quote]

2x

I dunno how people didn’t laugh at this, what surprises me even more is some people took this seriously.

[quote]artw wrote:
Anyone who thinks Navy SEALS are anything but the elite of the elite are fucking pussies. My cousin is a SEAL in Afghanistan right now and he’s the hardest motherfucker I’ve ever met and ever will.

Hand-to-hand combat sparring or doing some MMA shit with a couple of meatheads down at the local gym or thinking you’re tough because you won a fight with a couple of drunks at a bar is one thing. Pulling your buddy out of a fucking Humvee after his legs have been blown off at the kneecaps while he’s screaming about his wife and kids, and still being calm enough and collected enough to get to safety, return fire and so on is REAL bad-ass shit.

These are the things he writes to me about and he doesn’t glorify any of it. On top of all that, virtually all SEALs have Master’s Degrees or higher, so not only are they hard, they’re probably a lot smarter than most of the people on this forum, including me. If the OP’s rant was some thinly veiled poke at SEALs or some juvenile joke, he’s got a lot to learn. If there is anyone out there who NOBODY on this site has any business talking shit about, it is a Navy SEAL.[/quote]

I’m sure the next couple pages are full of this, but LOL at you for getting leveled. Idiot

[quote]artw wrote:
Anyone who thinks Navy SEALS are anything but the elite of the elite are fucking pussies. My cousin is a SEAL in Afghanistan right now and he’s the hardest motherfucker I’ve ever met and ever will.

Hand-to-hand combat sparring or doing some MMA shit with a couple of meatheads down at the local gym or thinking you’re tough because you won a fight with a couple of drunks at a bar is one thing. Pulling your buddy out of a fucking Humvee after his legs have been blown off at the kneecaps while he’s screaming about his wife and kids, and still being calm enough and collected enough to get to safety, return fire and so on is REAL bad-ass shit.

These are the things he writes to me about and he doesn’t glorify any of it. On top of all that, virtually all SEALs have Master’s Degrees or higher, so not only are they hard, they’re probably a lot smarter than most of the people on this forum, including me. If the OP’s rant was some thinly veiled poke at SEALs or some juvenile joke, he’s got a lot to learn. If there is anyone out there who NOBODY on this site has any business talking shit about, it is a Navy SEAL.[/quote]

You’re stupid.

[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:
artw wrote:
My cousin is a SEAL in Afghanistan right now…On top of all that, virtually all SEALs have Master’s Degrees or higher…[/quote]

Ability to obtain masters degree doesn’t run in the family, obviously