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 *Juan competing with the local prostitutes.

 *Juan strategically relocated his fish market stand 3 miles west, claiming better clientele.
  
 *Juan's disapointment was big when he realized it was only a dream.

 *Juan had a nervous tick when approaching girls, that impaired his ability to think.

 *Juan demonstrating his foreplay skills to the porn movie director.

 *'im a lover, not a fighter', said Juan

As seen on the new XXX version of sesame street… “One of these red snappers is not like the others, one of these red snappers is not quite the same…”

–TANT. Tits, Ass, ‘n’ Tuna.

–How many licks does it take to get to the center of a stripper?

I never made it without biting.

–Good? Bad? I’m the guy with the cod.

–And now, while I distract you with my RIGHT hand…

FDA testing the tamper-resistance covering of Biotest new Fish Oil Supplement. (Thus the delay!)