If it makes you feel any better, once in a blue moon (like, every couple of months) I’ll pluck out one or two veeeeery fine, light colored hairs near my nipples, simply because they’re the only hairs in the area so they kind of don’t fit in with the overall look . . . .
I’m practically hairless naturally and I’m SOOOO happy about that. Practically no chest, stomach or torso hair at all. I like to keep it all concentrated on my head.
Chicks absolutely love it, and constantly praise it. They always ask, “Do you shave it?” And when I tell them no, that I’m just naturally hairless, they say, “You’re so lucky!”
Plus, my bathroom floor, shower, sink, etc. aren’t constantly covered with loose hairs of various types, as seems to be the case with many hairy guys from what I hear.
I’ll take my setup any day of the week.
You smug bastard. Flaunting your hairless body! I’ve got so much damn hair on my body that I can’t be near an open flame with out a shirt on! Its on my chest, its on my abs, its on my back, its on my sides, its all over my legs and arms. I live in a wooded area and come hunting season if I’m working in my back yard and work up a sweat, I dare not take my shirt off lest some hunter 100 yards out gets a glimpse of something furry through the trees and tries to take a shot! I shot bigfoot! Oh wait.
I have to clean my bathroom every other day in the summer cause I shed! It gets on the walls! How the frak does it get on the walls?! I can’t wear a muscle shirt at the gym, people would say ‘Why do you have a sweater on under your shirt?’. And I’m always told ‘you could have electrolysis’, yeah right with what, a cattle prod?! And then there is women. Yeah they just love cuddling up to me, body hair is a real turn on!
But I’ll tell you something, all you hairless men, I’m warm in the winter damn it and I’ll go to the grave with a full head of hair![/quote]