You are not gonna believe this shit.
So I'm sitting here posting on T-Nation, up late because I have tomorrow off work. I hear a funny noise in my kitchen, so I go check out if the wind blew something down or whatever.
There ARE TWO GIANT FUCKING BATS flying around in my kitchen. Yeah I freaked out like a little bitch.
I ran upstairs and put a hoodie on, and grabbed a guitar hero guitar to try and shoo them out the open kitchen door. When I got back, the fuckers are gone. FML
Thing is, the ceiling is down in our kitchen because we are having work done, and you can get all the way up to the attic from there.
This blows guys. I don't know where the fuckers went. My protein is in there and I'm hungry. God this sucks. Who do you even call for this type shit?