you need to quit whackin and get some ass. At the rate you are going, I bet you couldn’t get off if you did get laid because pussy won’t feel like your hand.
Troll.
morg, sadly i feel your pain, not about the virginity thing, more about the excessive jerking off thing. i go through little cycles, where my sex drive if off the charts and i NEED to shoot my shit every 4-5 hrs and have been known to settle for less than average girls during these times. fortunately i have a girlfriend at the moment and shes pretty much chained to the bed 24 hrs a day but doesnt complain cuz i feed her once in a while.
“Troll”
Must be talking about “Ten”, huh, Ben?
Morg, you don’t fool me.
Judging from your other posts, you’re an intellegent, well spoken individual with conservative views, and I usually enyoy reading your posts.
I don’t know if it’s out of boredom or to try to add a little spice to the forums, but you like to play this sexually deprived geek and invite flames.
I call bullshit.
You’ve been laid, that bullshit that you lay on as far as chicks go is just that - bullshit.
You’re playin’ us.
But that’s OK, because occasionally we do need a few more interesting threads and comments, and if you’re willing to play the actor and jump into certain roles, it’s cool with me!
Just keep the captioned photos coming…
Yeah, that Ten fucker stole my name and switched it around.
Hey I already called bullshit on the age thread.
mike, thank you for the kind words, but sadly i’m being truthful.
remember how i said i had two friends? well, that’s down to one now. the reason? the one friend was my older brother’s girlfriend. but we became friends before i even knew they were going out. she was the one that wanted to talk to me. anyway, long story short, my older brother has issues, and i decided that i shouldn’t talk to her anymore because it seems to cause problems (even though I asked my brother if talking to her was ok). one of his friends that i know (a girl) said that she heard the whole story of what happened, and said that i did nothing wrong.
the thing that sucked was in high school i was too shy to ask girls out, and then add to that the whole horny thing, girls thought i was just a big perv and a lot wouldn’t even talk to me because of it. i said a lot of things other guys did, but since i didn’t have a girlfriend or anything, that made me a perv.
i never went to school after high school, so i never got to meet anyone. my job wasn’t a good place for meeting people, either - not the typical high school kid job. i’m thinking of perhaps going to school…maybe something like exercise physiology, but i’m not sure yet.
anyway, the point is that i’m not lying. i think some of the things are funny to post, but they are still true.
Hmmmmmm…
I’m skeptical…
You sound a lot older in your political posts, for example, but…
I guess that’s a complement, and I wish I could help in your current situation.
But, “8 times in a day”?!
Hah! Try 9, dude. (Of course, I was a lonely high school kid living on a farm at the time…and I left the sheep alone…)
why did I just share that?..
5…or was is 6 here…can’t remember. But 8…good job…and everyday? Where do you find the time? Doesn’t it get boring? What is your kleenex bill per month? 
i should mention that i can go more than once. like today, i did three right in a row. that’s how i was able to get 40 in a day. and so far, that i believe that is the record here at t-mag. go morg!!
morg hanging out in the club in vice city and pretending he’s out clubbing
Morg, I’m gonna have to repeat what scrub said in that you need to stop jerking off soo much and get some ass. You beating away your motivation. It is that very motivation that makes men do great things to earn the respect, power, sucess, money and ulitmately TANG that makes a man what he is. Don’t just go and blow it into box after box of klenex. Hold it in. Use it to drive you to acheive great things.
well, sometimes it’s more…but usually not more than 12. i think the minimum is 5. maybe i should start a log or something so people can check up on me and see how things are going.
morg downloading one of those programs that will speak text so i can pick a female voice and have it talk dirty to me
dude…i can’t stop doing it! holey crap, i think i’d literally die. i once went 4 days without doing it. once. it was nuts. but a long time for me is 2 days. that’s nuts. i can’t concentrate and stuff starts comming out on its own. not cool.
morg who’s never used his sniper rifle in GTA to zoom in on a chick’s boobs to wack off
Hey morg, if you are not pulling our chains here, then I agree with Mike that you sound older in your posts. You could definitely go to college dude. Hint: if you really want to get laid, go where the drunken college girls are. Sounds cliche, but true.
This so reminds me of my senior year of high school when my friends and I took a “visitation day” to check out our college. I remember this like it was yesterday. My friend’s older bro was buying us beer at the drive thru w/his fake ID, when he turned and said, “fellas, if you can’t get laid down here you might as well kill yourself.” He is a blunt sumbitch, but he was trying to tell us that college is a whole new world of opportunity - especially if your campus has 50 plus thousand people. Oh yeah, and college is good for that whole edumacation thing.
Mike Mann…from a time when men were men - and sheep were scared.
morg inspires me.
I’ve only managed six a day.
can you say rabbit punch?
Ooh, morg’s going to post his masturbation log. I’m sure that’ll be a first, even for T-Mag.
While you’re at it, why don’t you post a pic of yourself during one of your marathon sessions.
You can use the caption “The morg the Merrier.”
:-PPPPPPP
well, if you guys are interested, here goes:
12-15-03
had to rub a couple out when i woke up cause i had a raging boner.
later i just all of a sudden had to rub a couple out.
was look at porn when i was cooking, so i did it three times.
so far i’m only at 7. i have to admit i’m a little disappointed in myself. i’m hoping to get a couple more in before i get to bed. i’ll keep you guys posted. i just think i need to keep focused on my goals and work harder.
Join the Army. That will be at least 8 weeks where you will be just too damn tired to beat it.
Masturbation story:
In basic we had only one big shower and no doors on the toilet stalls. When we got to AIT, there were actually three seperate showers with curtains. The first night there we are getting ready for bed and we hear a loud THUD from one of the showers. A guy walks over and opens the curtain to find Chuy Cavasos on the floor still spasming. It had been 10 weeks for him and he passed out mid-spooge. It wasn’t even funny at the time. We all just envied him.
Doogie,
That is the funniest thing ever.
“Bees are nature’s candy” has nothing on that.
Dan “Still Laughing” McVicker