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Balls Gone Dry


#1

reading this article brought back memories.

in highschool, i would wack off about 5 times a day, and everyone thought that was sick and i was "addicted" and perverted. all guys i'd talk to said that even once a day wasn't normal! wtf? what was wrong with these guys??

i still do it like 8 times a day. how about the rest of you guys?


#2

8 times a day. You got to be kidding.


#3

I would suggest reducing your exposure to pornography.


#4

Get a job.


#5

wow. it's worse than i thought. tell me guys, how does it feel to have dry balls?


#6

Morg, you spend too much time collecting captioned pictures and whacking off. Please go out and meet more women.


#7

Morg, aren't you the one who is always asking how to get laid? Try jerking off less.


#8

morg, your balls are full cause you've never been laid.


#9

Holy fuck, go get some ASS!


#10

what convinced you that this was a topic for discussion?


#11

i second scrub, rather than talking about how u haven't done this or that, maybe you should stop telling us and actually go out and do the shit,

you might jus be surprised


#12

hey, i talked to that chick at whole foods. i was all like "hey, do you have any more acetyl l carnitine?" and she was like "I don't know, let me look." "Hmm, no, this is all we have."

she wanted me.


#13

Morg,

I make no judgements. Your posts are always informative or entertaining. However, you may at least consider the fact that you could have a problem. Go to: www.sexhelp.com/internet_screening_test.cfm


#14

i think you should hump a fat chick!


#15

if it's wrong to be a horny guy, then, well...aww, forget it. who cares. you guys are jerks


#16

No wonder, that your right wrist is overdeveloped.


#17

you guys are just jealous that i have the record! just like when someone posts a pic and they look good, people start hating.


#18

This sounds fine to me.


#19

You need some pussy. Badly. Come to Texas, we'll get ya laid.


#20

If you spent less time on the internet and more time developing social skills, you wouldn't be in this situation.