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Balco Labs

Does anyone out there besides me find how the media is exposing the Balco Labs conroversy pretty lame? I mean, what professional athlete these days isn’t using steroids? Also, I really admire how these news journalists are making such a bid deal out it. Some of these journalists wouldn’t be anywhere in their career if it weren’t for nose jobs, chin implants, tummy tucks, breast implants and facelifts. Yet they continue to make a big deal of athletes using steroids! Sounds pretty hypocritical to me.

That’s an easy one. It’s because steroids are super dangerous and they kill you even if you touch them. They magically penetrate the skin and make your dick shrink and cause a person to black out and kill people. This is common knowldege! How do I know this? I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend, who had this buddy who knew a guy that had a cousin who’s brother’s sister works for a pimp that has connections. Yep.