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Baked Beans

Bask in their glory. Baked Beans!

It’s another long day in the office. Your stomach growls with the menace of a tiger.

Bask in their glory. Baked Beans!

You stand up stretch stalk to the kitchen. Tangy BBQ aroma bites through the sickening stench of Diet Coke, Crumbly Pasty Ham Sandwiches, and Vomit-Like Yogurt.

Bask in their glory. Baked Beans!

Fat white maggots with ties feast on their midden. You step and squish them: they desired your glory and majesty.

Bask in their glory. Baked Beans!

Rumblings and mutterings permeate the lesser air! You do not notice, some things are not worth noticing.

Bask in their glory. Baked Beans!

You approach the shiny white door You open it! Blood-crazed eyes search the shelves Shaking Hands Knock maggot feast You SEE the GLORY!

Bask in their glory. Baked Beans!
Bask in their glory. Baked Beans!
Bask in their glory. Baked Beans!

[quote]Mah-lur wrote:
Bask in their glory. Baked Beans!
Bask in their glory. Baked Beans!
Bask in their glory. Baked Beans!
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Just basked in their glory, along with a couple of tuna steaks.

Soaked the beans on Sunday night, baked them on Monday night, and basked Tuesday and Wednesday night. Probably will bask tomorrow night too.

Basking…

[quote]Loose Tool wrote:
Basking…
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That part of that Pinball Wizard movie really weirded me out.
On a happier note, in my desk here in my dorm, in the bottom drawer, underneath two drawers of books and papers… 4 CANS OF BAKED BEANS!!! Bush’s to be exact. (2x)Bold & Spicy, Onion and Homestyle. I can’t wait to be hungry so I can rip one open :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh you DIRTY BASTARD…