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Badass Beluga Whale

Maybe I’m immature, or as the saying goes “simple things amuse simple minds” but I think this is the coolest shit in the world.

Whos with me? (Or who thinks I should go watch some Dora the Explorer?)

Just a question, how high are you?

I’m sober as a (insert animal that people associate with being sober here).

[quote]chrismcl wrote:
I’m sober as a (insert animal that people associate with being sober here).[/quote]

pair of raccoons fuckin’ in a wool sock?

No, wait… that’s how goddamned hot it is. Pardon me.

Carry on.

i thought that was wicked cool. i’m not high but for a minute it felt like i was.

I mean seriously, this beluga whale is smart enough to know that people are scared by big fish that open their mouths quickly like they’re going to bite off a limb of thier victim. And I’d like to think that he knows that hes fuckin around and havin a good time.

If thats the case, then thats one smart motherfuckin animal.

hahaha or maybe it hates that its locked up in there!

Whales are smart enough to be able to imitate other whales as well as humans. I’m sure he is used to seeing people on the other side of the tank gasping and gesturing with mouth agape, so it mimics this. Of course since the people react, it will continue to imitate.

[quote]chrismcl wrote:
I’m sober as a (insert animal that people associate with being sober here).[/quote]

…a bear shitting in the woods?

[quote]simon-hecubus wrote:
chrismcl wrote:
I’m sober as a (insert animal that people associate with being sober here).

…a bear shitting in the woods?[/quote]

Bear beer shits are the worst.

I’ll be high later, I’ll wait to check it out then and report back to ya.

[quote]chrismcl wrote:

Maybe I’m immature, or as the saying goes “simple things amuse simple minds” but I think this is the coolest shit in the world.

Whos with me? (Or who thinks I should go watch some Dora the Explorer?)[/quote]

Its a cool looking whale, but it is very very NOT cool that it is in a tiny little tank :frowning:

Why do assholes gotta do that to these beings? If the public wants to see a whale, they can get off their fat asses and get out into the wild. Then they’ll even see a real whale, and not some tortured intellect in a cage.

Which raises the question - Which side of the tank is the cage, which side is the freak show? Both. But it was man that did it to the whale and himself.

[quote]simon-hecubus wrote:
…a bear shitting in the woods?

Panther1015 wrote:
Bear beer shits are the worst.[/quote]

Reminds me of an old commercial…

See that old bear, lapping up that cold
stream? Sure makes a big, hairy guy like me thirsty. And when I’m thirsty, I just wrap my lips around a cold sweaty bottle of Bear Whiz Beer.

Like my Daddy always said: “Son, it’s in the water — that’s why it’s yellow!”…(nods)Bear Whiz Beer.

[quote]Kailash wrote:
Why do assholes gotta do that to these beings? If the public wants to see a whale, they can get off their fat asses and get out into the wild. Then they’ll even see a real whale, and not some tortured intellect in a cage.[/quote]

Yup, that’s what this guy did; went out into the wild to see a whale…up close…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeE2lKhpnxM

Whales are smart enough to be able to imitate other whales [quote]as well as humans. I’m sure he is used to seeing people on the other side of the tank gasping and gesturing with mouth agape, so it mimics this. Of course since the people react, it will continue to imitate. [/quote]

So I’m guessing he can easily imitate you?

[quote]Miserere wrote:
Yup, that’s what this guy did; went out into the wild to see a whale…up close…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeE2lKhpnxM [/quote]

pwned!

[quote]chrismcl wrote:
I mean seriously, this beluga whale is smart enough to know that people are scared by big fish that open their mouths quickly like they’re going to bite off a limb of thier victim. And I’d like to think that he knows that hes fuckin around and havin a good time.

If thats the case, then thats one smart motherfuckin animal.[/quote]

Not smart enough to not get caught. Is it me or does that thing look like a fetus?

DB

[quote]Miserere wrote:
Kailash wrote:
Why do assholes gotta do that to these beings? If the public wants to see a whale, they can get off their fat asses and get out into the wild. Then they’ll even see a real whale, and not some tortured intellect in a cage.

Yup, that’s what this guy did; went out into the wild to see a whale…up close…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeE2lKhpnxM [/quote]

Thats a commercial!

[quote]PGA200X wrote:
Thats a commercial![/quote]

Really? What for? The Darwin Awards?