Apparently, that’s me. I am one of THE BAD GUYS
I’ve never been a bad guy before, it’s kinda fun; and I don’t even have to work at it.
I’m not entirely sure what it takes to be a bad guy; I know how to do weird though.
Apparently, being bad has something to do with not supporting the USA, or believing that the USA is the greatest thing on the planet - at least that’s what the people who call me bad say.
I am glad I didn’t mention my disdain for American fast food franchises.
Apparently you can say nice things about the USA, but you’re a bad person if you question anything the US does, because the USA is right [even when it’s wrong].
At least that’s what I initially thought. Then I discovered that once you are bad in one area you are bad in all areas. It’s a very simple process apparently.
Apparently, it doesn’t matter if you use facts,logic and strong argument construction they have nothing to do with determining whether you’re a bad guy. It also doesn’t matter if you completely disagree with other bad people; becasue you’re bad and they’re bad, you’re obviously all the same: BAD
As a bad person I find it very hard living in such a black and white world, so I better practise being bad - roast baby for dinner.