Are you KIDDING? Of COURSE we missed the “Dennis Miller-ish” grunts and rants of “Testoterone’s” resident (and favorite!) Simian! I saw advertisement’s with Mark Wahlburg, his little red-butted, hairy little Love Freak, and the rest of the “Planet of the Ape” residents and actually broke into TEARS! Where was OUR Orangutan Man? I spent many a sleepleess night with my face in a pitcher of Banana Daquris, watching “Any Which Way But Loose” over and over and over again…and praying each MINUTE that “The Animal Planet” would take me away to that true Heaven on Earth…the Forest Canopy of the Amazon, Borneo and Sumatra…OH, the pain…and my workouts? What a joke!..there was no one to teach me how to do Biceps Curls while I’m in a full split, with one hand behind my back, while my neck is rotated 180 degrees and the fingers of my dominant hand hold the dumbell by the ends…my workouts JUST aren’t the same…NEVER leave us again, Oh Great Hairy One…your Legions are lost without you…!