Baby Yogurt (Now on sale, made from real babies)

I got this message from a friend who trains at the same facility. Warning: your IQ will likely fall a couple of points just from reading this message.

“I had some guy come up to me whose name was Mazola. He told me that he was on the Jenny Jones show for being a macdaddy and he was on some Karoke show. He asked me about my workouts and how he could get bigger. I asked him what he was doing and he told me “baby yoga”. So I asked him what that was and he said that when he goes to the gym his body tells him what it wants to work on.”