B-day Present for 16 Year Old

dub sack 20$
12 pack: 10$
porn 10$
cigars 10$

Alright, I just turned 16 on the 27th and I need gas money. So will he. OK here are some ideas based off of what I’d want:

He’s driving now, right? Get him a navigation system. I got a Garmin or something. It’s really handy.

Get him a family pack of rubbers. Why the hell are these called family packs anyways? Fun for the whole family?.. always awkward to buy.

Get him some liquor.
Get him a nice bong or something.

Get him an MP3 plug in for his car. I got one that plugs in through the tape player and it’s really nice. It was like $15. at Target.

Get him some Axe body spray. I heard it makes you a lady magnet. … don’t though.

If he listens to music a lot, get a sound system for his room maybe. My 2.1 Logitech is the best $50. I’ve ever spent. I love this thing.

… yeah

$$$$$

get him drunk and laid, then take him to a strip club. my bro did that for me on my 16th. or if thats to much, just take him to hooters. did that for my nephew when he turned 15. poor kid, i think he exploded in his pants at least 10 times. or you could just give him money

Thai hooker

yeah, gonna have to go with the hooker on this… wish i had an older brother.

[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
dub sack 20$
12 pack: 10$
porn 10$
cigars 10$[/quote]

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Get him some Alpha Male… I remember when I was 16 I used to take every available legal testosterone booster… I felt like Chuck Norris on ecstasy

im 17 now and i would say cash is probably a top option. he can do what he wants with it.

i dont know if he drives yet or if he has an mp3 of some sorts, but id 2nd the connector for the car. id love one of those.

is he into clothes? get him a gift certificate to a place he commonly shops.

[quote]Enjoy The Pain wrote:
Get him some Alpha Male… I remember when I was 16 I used to take every available legal testosterone booster… I felt like Chuck Norris on ecstasy[/quote]

I thought you don’t need test boosters at 15-16?

[quote]Rattler wrote:
Get him a fleshlight.

I wish I had one of those at 16![/quote]

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A nice cigar and some porn mags. Tell him to read AD, and that he’s a man now and should act like one. Then punch him in the arm and say ‘Love ya bro’.

If my brother did that for me I would cry man-tears.

gonna have to disagree with all of the ‘$50 hooker’ responses, unless you would like him to recieve “the gift that keeps on giving”

Yo, rr. Your momma is gonna ask you what you got your brother for his birthday. Either get him something he can open in front of her, or get your stories straight.

[quote]ktennies wrote:
gonna have to disagree with all of the ‘$50 hooker’ responses, unless you would like him to recieve “the gift that keeps on giving”[/quote]

A condom costs all of $0,25… Or less.

Get him some lube. If he has a computer, then he already has porno.