I so want this to be real but it can't be because it is too awesome.
Well,he's a real person and he really owns a gym, so it's probably a bouillabaisse of stories and events that happen there regularly or that stand out in his mind. That's Pretty real.
He certainly likes to scream at people and walls and garage doors and and and...
I live close to Philly and should visit. But I'd probably piss him off just for being a manlet.
Kudos for managing to use "bouillabaisse" in a sentence on T-Nation.
I wonder if "3:35PM" was this guy: