This is perverse! Avocado is an ingredient like cheese, meat, etc. Mayo is a condiment. It's a category error.
You can't swap out a spreadable condiment for a chunky ingredient! It goes against every law of nature.
It's like saying instead of bacon in your sandwich you'd have worcester sauce. It's not right, and it's not ok.
I always knew there was something not right about you, Colucci.