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Attn: Iron Dwarf

since PM’s are screwy on here at times, check yours please. If you don’t have one from me let me know

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
since PM’s are screwy on here at times, check yours please. If you don’t have one from me let me know[/quote]

x2, jfit sent you a PM

Did you get my dick pics?

If so, please reciprocate.

Also, we’re out of eggs.

lol, you jokin?

While we’re at it, we need more toilet paper. Err…and I cant find the weed I had stocked under your mattress. I looked under it earlier today but all I found there was a box filled with the extra extra small condoms you ordered for yourself last week.
Anyhoo, sorry I forgot to tell ya earlier.
And your missus sends her regards. A plus, ciao.

PS: take your time getitng back tonight, no hurry whatsoever.

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
since PM’s are screwy on here at times, check yours please. If you don’t have one from me let me know[/quote]

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
lol, you jokin?[/quote]

No, I used them all in my omelet this morning.

i was talkin to larry david :wink:

you screwballs will at least keep this at the top so he sees it :wink:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
lol, you jokin?[/quote]

No, I used them all in my omelet this morning.[/quote]

Hahaha, excellent setup with that one.

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
i was talkin to larry david ;)[/quote]

No, I wasn’t joking. You [jfit] definitely did send him a PM.

Iron Dwarf, could you pick up a pizza on your way over to get your PM’s? Thanks, dude.

Don’t buy anymore eggs ID, dude’s ass is on fire already

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Don’t buy anymore eggs ID, dude’s ass is on fire already[/quote]

You say that like it’s a bad thing… It IS winter, you know.

I.D.: DON’T EAT THE OMELLETE!!! It’s not eggma, it’s smegma!

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I.D.: DON’T EAT THE OMELLETE!!! It’s not eggma, it’s smegma![/quote]

Everybody likes a dick cheese omelet.

Sing it with me…

i SAY ERRBUDDY LIKES

a DICK-CHAYYYYYSSSEEEE eRMLETTT

ERRRRRBUDDDDY LIKES

a DICK-CHAYYYYYYYSSSEEE EEEERMLETTT

OH OH OH OH OH OH-OH OH-OH

MELTIN IN YER MOUTH

LIKE A DICK-CHAYYSEEEEE ERMLETT

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I.D.: DON’T EAT THE OMELLETE!!! It’s not eggma, it’s smegma![/quote]

Everybody likes a dick cheese omelet.

Sing it with me…

i SAY ERRBUDDY LIKES

a DICK-CHAYYYYYSSSEEEE eRMLETTT

ERRRRRBUDDDDY LIKES

a DICK-CHAYYYYYYYSSSEEE EEEERMLETTT

OH OH OH OH OH OH-OH OH-OH

MELTIN IN YER MOUTH

LIKE A DICK-CHAYYSEEEEE ERMLETT[/quote]

This might be the first time in my life typed word made me gag…

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I.D.: DON’T EAT THE OMELLETE!!! It’s not eggma, it’s smegma![/quote]

Everybody likes a dick cheese omelet.

Sing it with me…

i SAY ERRBUDDY LIKES

a DICK-CHAYYYYYSSSEEEE eRMLETTT

ERRRRRBUDDDDY LIKES

a DICK-CHAYYYYYYYSSSEEE EEEERMLETTT

OH OH OH OH OH OH-OH OH-OH

MELTIN IN YER MOUTH

LIKE A DICK-CHAYYSEEEEE ERMLETT[/quote]

This might be the first time in my life typed word made me gag…

[/quote]

And you kids thought I was running out of tricks.

WAVE YA HAYNDS IN THE AYA

fER A DICK-CHAYSE ERMELTTTTT

u SED WE OUTTA EGGS

U SED WE OUTTA EGGS

BUT WE CAN STILL BE EATIN

WIT A DICK-CHAYSE ERMELTT

yOyo CHECK YO PMS BITCH!

PEACE.

Vicomte- You need to post this ‘Smegsta Rap’ in Spetznaz’s “Gangsta Rap” thread. U light yearz ahead of dat shit, yo!

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Vicomte- You need to post this ‘Smegsta Rap’ in Spetznaz’s “Gangsta Rap” thread. U light yearz ahead of dat shit, yo![/quote]

Brotha I be lite yeeas 'hed da indutry with my shit.

YO U bLOW MY DICK
i BLO YO MIND
i BE RHYMIN BOUT MY DICK-CHAYSE
ALL aD TYME
bE RHYMIN IN DA MORNIN
BE RHYMIN IT AT NIGHT
bE EATING ALL MY DICK-cHAYSE
WIT A SPLASH A LIME

yO MOMMA EATS IT TOO
YO MOMMA EATS IT TOO

YOU SHE SPILL SUM IN HER LAP
AND OUT POP u
tHAT’S RIGHT i BE YO DADDY
tHAS RIGHT YOU BE MY SON
mY DICK-CHAYSE IS YOU DICK-CHAYSE
YO U THINK THIS IS FUN?

i BE UPPIN TO MY EYEBALLS
WIT DOS ALIMONY PAYMINTS
GONNA TAKE IT OUT YO ASS
WHEN U COME TO SPEND DA WEEKIND
u BE MAKIN DICK-CHAYSE ERMLETTS
WIT DA LOCA CHURCH DEEACON

YA WE BE FRINDS
YA WE BE FRINDS
i INFILTRATE YO RELIGION
TIL JEEESUS BE BACK AGIN

i MAKIN ERMLETTS WIT DA LORD
WHILE YO MOMMA SHE BE SHRIEKIN
SHE SAY ERMLETTS THEY IZ GOOD
WHILE HER CLITERIS IS PHREAKIN

PEACE.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Vicomte- You need to post this ‘Smegsta Rap’ in Spetznaz’s “Gangsta Rap” thread. U light yearz ahead of dat shit, yo![/quote]

Brotha I be lite yeeas 'hed da indutry with my shit.

YO U bLOW MY DICK
i BLO YO MIND
i BE RHYMIN BOUT MY DICK-CHAYSE
ALL aD TYME
bE RHYMIN IN DA MORNIN
BE RHYMIN IT AT NIGHT
bE EATING ALL MY DICK-cHAYSE
WIT A SPLASH A LIME

yO MOMMA EATS IT TOO
YO MOMMA EATS IT TOO

YOU SHE SPILL SUM IN HER LAP
AND OUT POP u
tHAT’S RIGHT i BE YO DADDY
tHAS RIGHT YOU BE MY SON
mY DICK-CHAYSE IS YOU DICK-CHAYSE
YO U THINK THIS IS FUN?

i BE UPPIN TO MY EYEBALLS
WIT DOS ALIMONY PAYMINTS
GONNA TAKE IT OUT YO ASS
WHEN U COME TO SPEND DA WEEKIND
u BE MAKIN DICK-CHAYSE ERMLETTS
WIT DA LOCA CHURCH DEEACON

YA WE BE FRINDS
YA WE BE FRINDS
i INFILTRATE YO RELIGION
TIL JEEESUS BE BACK AGIN

i MAKIN ERMLETTS WIT DA LORD
WHILE YO MOMMA SHE BE SHRIEKIN
SHE SAY ERMLETTS THEY IZ GOOD
WHILE HER CLITERIS IS PHREAKIN

PEACE.[/quote]

You either are very talented in a quite disturbing way or you store dick cheese lyrics on your computer just incase.

Which would also be…

…unusual?