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Attention All Conspiracy Theorists

A new study about something near and dear to your hearts:

http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

[quote]BostonBarrister wrote:
A new study about something near and dear to your hearts:

http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/[/quote]

They WANT you to think the hats aren’t working.

[quote]
BostonBarrister wrote:
A new study about something near and dear to your hearts:

http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

lucasa wrote:

They WANT you to think the hats aren’t working.[/quote]

True. There’s even a counterpoint article:

http://zapatopi.net/blog/?post=200511112730.afdb_effectiveness

Whom to believe?!

I have an aluminum foil hershey kiss hat from Hershey Park. I wear it while I consider whether Jeff Gannon is really Johnny Gosch…

It should be made out of lead. Maybe a mixture of cement and lead. You can prevent mind control, and build up your neck at the same time.

Hey maybe we can call it the X-hat. Next can come the X-underwear.

I get round this helmet problem by living in a bunker at the bottom of a ravine. They can’t hear my thoughts there, unless…

If you have internet access they can still hear your thoughts regardless of your shielding.

I suggest all you conspiracy types disconnect from the internet immediatley.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
If you have internet access they can still hear your thoughts regardless of your shielding.

I suggest all you conspiracy types disconnect from the internet immediatley.[/quote]

LOL!
I think the forums would miss JTF though, don’t you?