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Ass to Grass Gone Too Far!

Another video by me taken at my gym.

This is one of those older guys that makes up his own weird exercises.

Damn. That was terrible. I would kill myself if I was forced to listen to that music every day.

After a while you either stop noticing or wear the iPod, but you’re right, all of the videos I have of my crazy gym experiences have bad music and loud too.
Check out this classic, not just for the visuals, but the music:

Your videos crack me up, not just for their content but for the fact that you’re a big white guy in Taiwan, blatantly filming and giving a running commentary on people you see.

Did you actually crouch behind that dumbell rack to film that guy? LOL. Has anyone ever caught you filming them and confronted you?

I wanted to get a good shot, and my log book and water bottle are down there anyway.

No one had caught me yet. I’ll be sure to keep rolling if it does. It may help me when I’m in court.

I think my favorite is “Why I’m Ugly.” These videos are making me miss all those years living with Taiwanese students.

So…Vivian is your wife? Just asking…

[quote]Nards wrote:
After a while you either stop noticing or wear the iPod, but you’re right, all of the videos I have of my crazy gym experiences have bad music and loud too.
Check out this classic, not just for the visuals, but the music:


Haha I remember when you posted that back a while ago. Fckin hilarious.

i didnt realise that was a smith machine at first, thought the asians could break the laws of physics!

[quote]Sharp4850 wrote:
Damn. That was terrible. I would kill myself if I was forced to listen to that music every day.[/quote]

That music is truly preferable to the shit played at the YM-motherfucking-CA I workout at. Its all the soft rock hits from the 80’s. Repetitively playing stuff like ‘The power of love’ It just makes me want to punch a baby.

Hahaha Nards your videos are hilarious.

I’ve seen a ton of nutjobs like the one on the treadmill. I had a guy the other day ask me to spot him on some Smith cage squats. You think that guy learned how to get that low by giving midget blowjobs?

[quote]caveman101 wrote:
i didnt realise that was a smith machine at first, thought the asians could break the laws of physics![/quote]

Who says we can’t?

I’m not sure if the sound of the imminent breaking of the knees or the sound of Lady GaGa on loop is worse…

I’m going to go drown myself now…

Well at least she is getting a better workout than the lady on her right. She is obviously having fun and isn’t in "bad " shape, but does look absolutly rediculous. I’ll go ahead let her do her thing because she is at least working out as opposed to the normal population.

That’s the only reason to train in a commercial gym, the scenery, hotties and the less than admirable fools that do the things like this hilarious video. Gotta love what you see from some people. God bless them.

I am not sure how much weight that is, but could he be doing a deep stretch?

[quote]Sharp4850 wrote:
Damn. That was terrible. I would kill myself if I was forced to listen to that music every day.[/quote]

I was like wtf? is that lady gaga? WTF

I didnt realize he was using a smith machine at first either and I was like…will he get it up?!? then I noticed it was a smith machine…meh

The barbie girl video is freakin hilarious…all the people around her are just like dont stare dont stare dont stare freak show

These are funny as hell and I’m not knocking them. I just want to say that being a nutjob on a treadmill, or doing some freaky low squat thing is about 100 times better than sitting on a couch with a bag of corn chips, watching soap operas all day.

So to all those freaks, good on ya.

The one thing I must ad about “Nutbar on the Treadmill” is that she walks at 1.0 kph. If you look at the belt on her treadmill you will see the LifeFitness logo goes around much slower than those of the people next to her.

Also, if you’ve seen her when the treadmills to the other sides of her are free she will turn 3 or 4 tradmills on and hop from one to another!!! I saw that once but didn’t have my camera.

Is that a Cybex smith machine? If so, it’s probably the best smith model on the market.

Every gym should have one.

http://www.usedgymequipment.com/cybex_smith.htm