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Arnolds Advice to Zach Braff

[quote]OldSchoolSwole wrote:
Zach gets uncomfortable/homophobic and replies that he wants to look like Brad Pitt in fight club.
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I thought it was weird how uncomfortable he seemed to be expressing a physique that he admires. You’d think a millionaire celebrity would have more confidence than that.

[quote]timbofirstblood wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Braff is a pussy.

Anyone who has seen “Garden State” knows that guy is a choad.[/quote]

“choad”?

[quote]Qaash wrote:
timbofirstblood wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Braff is a pussy.

Anyone who has seen “Garden State” knows that guy is a choad.

“choad”?[/quote]

chōd

I fucking hate Zach Braff. If he wants to look like BPFFC, he should find a bare knuckle boxing partner. A good one.

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
hahaha…I guess we all have a new forum response to skinny kids that want to lose weight.

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x2!

no wonder everyone thinks im on steroids if Brad Pitt is the physique ideal.

I still find it said that as a 15 year old kid, I have a more clear goal and am working harder to get it than the adults in this century that are calling me lazy and unambitious.

Arnold Practicing What He Preaches
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*Tried posting it but it wouldn’t come up…

Mind you, I actually love Scrubs as a TV show.

Braff is still a shell of a man, but Scrubs is a funny show.

If he was uncomfortable about being approached that way, I’d say Arnold let him off pretty easy. He’s lucky Arnold didn’t make him do squats. He’d never enter a gym again in his life. “look at you! you’re scrawny, you have no legs! Get to dat squat rack now! Put some muscle on those thighs!” I am sure he’s used to this type of guy at the gym and have no doubt he’s approached worse, so he doesn’t even waste his breath trying to give real advice.

If Arnold was serious he would have told him to drink BEER!

Fuck Zach, watch Sarah Chalke on letterman instead, that woman is hot! Great body too.

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Mind you, I actually love Scrubs as a TV show.

Braff is still a shell of a man, but Scrubs is a funny show.[/quote]

Braff is the reason I DON’T watch Scrubs. I’ve seen a few episodes early on, and LOVED when Dr Cox constantly insulted Braff’s character. Does he still do that?

[quote]BradyZ wrote:
Fuck Zach, watch Sarah Chalke on letterman instead, that woman is hot! Great body too.[/quote]

I think Braff is funny, but yes. Sarah Chalke is stunning. Hell, her audio commentary on the DVDs are sexy.

[quote]SSC wrote:
BradyZ wrote:
Fuck Zach, watch Sarah Chalke on letterman instead, that woman is hot! Great body too.

I think Braff is funny, but yes. Sarah Chalke is stunning. Hell, her audio commentary on the DVDs are sexy.[/quote]

She’s so damn cute. I almost feel bad for wanting to sex her up in a manner of extreme vigor and duration.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Mind you, I actually love Scrubs as a TV show.

Braff is still a shell of a man, but Scrubs is a funny show.

Braff is the reason I DON’T watch Scrubs. I’ve seen a few episodes early on, and LOVED when Dr Cox constantly insulted Braff’s character. Does he still do that?[/quote]

Pretty much. One of Cox’s ‘things’ is to make fun of Braff’s character and call him a woman. Actually, just about everyone on the show picks on him for not being manly.

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Mind you, I actually love Scrubs as a TV show.

Braff is still a shell of a man, but Scrubs is a funny show.

Braff is the reason I DON’T watch Scrubs. I’ve seen a few episodes early on, and LOVED when Dr Cox constantly insulted Braff’s character. Does he still do that?

Pretty much. One of Cox’s ‘things’ is to make fun of Braff’s character and call him a woman. Actually, just about everyone on the show picks on him for not being manly.[/quote]

Imagine that

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
If Arnold was serious he would have told him to drink BEER![/quote]

Arnold is the shit. He will insult you right to your face leaving clueless people unaware he even did it.

“Eat carrots”. You can’t beat that.

I am guessing he lost all interest the moment “Brad” was first exhaled.

The most retarded thing is that Zach still seems unaware…enough to mention it on tv as if he didn’t just get punked.

[quote]conorh wrote:
SSC wrote:
BradyZ wrote:
Fuck Zach, watch Sarah Chalke on letterman instead, that woman is hot! Great body too.

I think Braff is funny, but yes. Sarah Chalke is stunning. Hell, her audio commentary on the DVDs are sexy.

She’s so damn cute. I almost feel bad for wanting to sex her up in a manner of extreme vigor and duration.[/quote]

Almost being the operative word!

[quote]Professor X wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
If Arnold was serious he would have told him to drink BEER!

Arnold is the shit. He will insult you right to your face leaving clueless people unaware he even did it.

“Eat carrots”. You can’t beat that.

I am guessing he lost all interest the moment “Brad” was first exhaled.

The most retarded thing is that Zach still seems unaware…enough to mention it on tv as if he didn’t just get punked.[/quote]

I was thinking that same thing. I was actually kind of embaressed for the guy. It can’t be too bad, though, because I doubt most everyone watching Letterman realized he got mocked as well.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
If Arnold was serious he would have told him to drink BEER!

Arnold is the shit. He will insult you right to your face leaving clueless people unaware he even did it.

“Eat carrots”. You can’t beat that.

I am guessing he lost all interest the moment “Brad” was first exhaled.

The most retarded thing is that Zach still seems unaware…enough to mention it on tv as if he didn’t just get punked.[/quote]

This clip made my day. That was the best part is he didn’t even get it. Arnold was say eat like a rabbit than you pussy.

Awesome.