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Anyone Speak Thai?

I was talking to a friend of mine about Five Pagodas White Balm.
http://www.mortimports.com/store/co_viewItem.asp?idProduct=50
It is a body rub that has a menthol smell. My friend has this stuff with a similar smell, but she is not really sure what it is.

Can anyone tell me what it is? Is it a body rub type of thing?

That label translates roughly into “New Improved Gorilla Semen Now With Menthol Flavor”, but, the lighting is funny so, I may be reading that incorrectly.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
That label translates roughly into “New Improved Gorilla Semen Now With Menthol Flavor”, but, the lighting is funny so, I may be reading that incorrectly.[/quote]

No, you’re right.

It’s good stuff and it makes my skin smooth and supple.

thats not Thai its Laos.

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
thats not Thai its Oompa Loompa[/quote]

Fixed

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
That label translates roughly into “New Improved Gorilla Semen Now With Menthol Flavor”, but, the lighting is funny so, I may be reading that incorrectly.[/quote]

(sarcasm) This was what I thought, but I could not figure out if it was Gorilla or Goat. (/sarcasm)

Damn it is hard to get a straight answer around here!!

It’s honey…

I dont speak Thai, but I did live in Thailand for four months.

They had this stuff similar to tiger balm, except, way stronger. God help you if you pull your groin and put that stuff on.

I’m assuming this stuff’s fairly similar.

Try it. Not on your sack.

is it made from tigers?

The Five Pagodas stuff gets all warm and tingly.

The stuff in the pictures just smells, but does not create the same warmth.