So this is what Randman was talking about in his "Idiots" thread.
I'm going to go on a big leap, because I don't do steroids, and don't know anywhere near enough about them in order to "advise" anyone on them.
But if you have never been to the gym, how can you call yourself a hardgainer? Do you think that if you do steroids and do a couple dozen pushups every night and go to the gym once in a while, you're going to get huge?
Man, steroids or not, its hard fucking work building mass. It took me years of fucking up and trial and error to get to where I am today (which isn't great anyway), and it was years of lifting wrong, reading the wrong shit, and not having my diet in order. Get the lifting/diet part right before you venture into the dark side.
If you're not a troll, and you actually give a shit, then hit the "search" thing at the top of the screen, and eat, lift, and sleep. There's lots of great programs out there. Go to it.
And as far as doing steroids for a football scholarship...well I really like Steroid Lover's analogy about an "ace card". Be careful when you play it...