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Anti-Chuck Norris Facts

Personally I have nothing against the man and enjoyed the pro-Chuck facts, but just to keep it real:

http://www.leenks.com/link40796.htm

Infidel!!!

Instant classics.

“A Chinaman once told Chuck Norris that his penis was small during a karate tournament.”

His dick may be small, but he still potato sacks girls instead of teabagging them.