I got a gold card at GNC to save on some Spike they had, and I just got a promotional e-mail from them:
WORLD’S STRONGEST VASO-ANABOLIC PSYCHOACTIVE EXPERIENCE™
-PYSCHOACTIVE PRE-WORKOUT MATRIX IGNITES WHITE-HOT INTENSITY
-ZERO WAIT-TIME PRE-WORKOUT FORMULA
UNLEASH YOUR INNER FREAK
I was intrigued because I felt that my white-hot intensity wasn’t being ignited optimally, but after reading the ingredients I still wasn’t sure exactly what it was supposed to do:
Intravol (Muscle Cell Volumizing Complex) -creatine?
Vasoprime (Nitric Oxide Amplification Matrix) -linear algebra?
NeuroAMP (Psychoactive Signaling Intensity Catalyst) - caffeine? peyote?
Infernogen (Lipid Ingerno Fusion) - what the f***?
There’s more, but I think you get the point. I though the list of ingredients was supposed to tell me what’s in it. I don’t really know what thiamine di(2-methylpropionate) disulfide does… but at least I know Biotest doesn’t think I’m some tool that deserves to pay $65 for 40 scoops of protein with some caffeine and creatine in it… oh yea and infernogen to ingerno fusion away my fat.