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Another 'My Legs are Too Big' Thread


#1

It's been at least two weeks since one of these threads has popped up, so I though one was overdue.

Now, I'll admit most of the problems cause by larger legs are pretty easy to solve. For instance:

Problem: My pants don't fit, What should I do? Waah.
Solution: Buy a belt and some bigger pants. Problem solved.

Problem: My legs rub together when I walk, what should I do? Waah.
Solution: Buy some underarmor. Or better yet, don't walk, since walking is catabolic anyway. Problem Solved.

But what about this one?

Problem: My legs are alway pressing against each other and as a result, my nutsack and nether-region sweat continually and never get a chance to breathe.
Solution: ???

Short of wearing nothing but a thong and walking around like I just got off a horse, what can I do?


#2

I should add, it's not like my legs are that big (25.25" around), so I can't be the only guy with this problem.


#3

Wear a kilt .. there can be only one


#4

lay off the jelquing


#5

perfect


#6

I just had my nuts removed, it might work for you too.


#7

if your sitting down a lot, keep your knees outside of your hips

find a good brand of boxer briefs

find a good brand of cargo shorts.

the only time i get low groin circulation is when im sitting in class at the university. ive never found a single chair in college that i could sit comfortably.

kilt idea sounds good too.


#8

d'oh...meant to upload the perfect non-zubaz pants but apparently the server hamster is on a carrot break


#9

OK, so the consensus is castration and a kilt. I'll report back just as soon as I've done the former and bought the latter.

I can't wait to see how people in my gym react to a castrato doing squats in a kilt. Could be pretty epic.


#10

Get some anti-perspirant going on down there.


#11

Hmmm... I guess I could. It's just that I've always been a little hesitant to apply anything to the underside of my junk. Sounds like a good way to irritate some very sensitive skin.

Of course, if I just cut off my balls so that PMPM can add them to her collection, then I really wouldn't have to worry about that.


#12

Use deodorant. It stops the sweating (duh). Goodbye burning legs!


#13

try freeballing, only really works with baggy stuff though, otherwise your junk gets caught up in the zip and rbs against the fabric.


#14

Get one or both of your legs removed.


#15

lose some fat


#16

Yeah, it's a pain.

Also, sleeping on my side sucks.

And I hate the chairs with the built in armrests. They force me to sit with my legs squeezing my balls.

And yes, freeballing is wonderful.


#17

Prof. X and I agreed that this was the only solution to a smelly armpit in another thread. Someone call the Professor stat, I'm on my way to prep for surgery. The last one was a huge success.


#18

If you're going to amputate, why not just start at the neck?


#19

Because that would decapitate, sheeeesh


#20

Because of seeeecks!