In the back of Flex this month I saw a product calle “Viraloid” with the ubiquitous multipage ad special billing itself as some sort of new super anabolic. The ad went on to expound the value of wild yam and ‘punture vine’. Now, I thought wild yam was hot years ago but I’ve never heard of the aforementioned vine.
The ad says that “…the starting point (raw material) for all synthetic anabolic steroids including Deca, D-Bol, Winstrol, Anavar, Depotestosterone, Anadrol and Primobolan is the wild yam.”
The ad closes up with this rather disturbing line:
Seriously, very seriously you’ll feel like you could take on Tyson and Holyfield at once, in a dark alley…in Harlem!!
I can’t believe people buy shit like this.