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Another fine X-mas gift :-)

Yes, this is for real, and yes, some of you keto heads out there really do need one.



Oh god. I sure as hell hope my girlfriend never sees that or I’ll be getting one for Christmas… and she’ll make me use it too.

Apparently, I have a talent for farting in my sleep and fluffing the covers… I’m beginning to get the impression she doesn’t like that very much. I think she’d make me strap that thing to my ass before bed every night.