Annoying Colleague

[quote]Dahollow wrote:
Hello,

On my job there is a colleague about 26 years old (I’m 30) and he got a promotion by probing his tongue deep inside the chief’s arse. Although I didn’t compete for the promotion, he still irritates me. He’s acting very arrogant towards me and I feel he looks down on me.

He’s a leftist (socialist) and not sportive at all. I’m the only muscular guy at work (+/- 230lbs for 1m83 @ 15%) and he regards me as a typical meathead macho. Although I have my university degree and have a second profession with my own company (nobody at work knows that).

My blood boils everytime I see him and I want to take him down.

Crushing him with my hands, is not an option. I have to do it in an intelligent manner.

I’ve searched the internet, but there is no information about him (no facebook, blogs, etc), so no smut there.

Any tips? (please no “kill him with fire”, because it’s not an option).

Thx
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[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Bump into him in a common area and make sure other people see the tussle.

Accuse him of sexual harassment. Refer to the bumping as just one of the offenses. When people are interviewed and depositions are taken, people who say they didn’t really see anything will just look like they don’t want to rock the boat or jeopardize their own jobs. Make sure to use the phrase “corporate culture of fear” every two or three sentences.

That company is yours for the taking. You will show them.
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Wow. I totally suggest doing this.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Definitely thought this thread was started by hallowed, the new chick in town who seems to fit in quite well around here.

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I noticed that also, Read like 2 posts of hers and was like, Hmm, this chick gets it. I wonder if she lurked for a while or is just a natural fit?

V

More advice OP…

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Definitely thought this thread was started by hallowed, the new chick in town who seems to fit in quite well around here.

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I noticed that also, Read like 2 posts of hers and was like, Hmm, this chick gets it. I wonder if she lurked for a while or is just a natural fit?

V[/quote]

If I EVER get bored enough to go trollin I’ll think of a less obvious username for my trolldentity than “Dahollow”. Something like:

ThisisNOTHallowed

I like how you snuck in your stats there…

[quote]Dahollow wrote:
Hello,

On my job there is a colleague about 26 years old (I’m 30) and he got a promotion by probing his tongue deep inside the chief’s arse. Although I didn’t compete for the promotion, he still irritates me. He’s acting very arrogant towards me and I feel he looks down on me.

He’s a leftist (socialist) and not sportive at all. I’m the only muscular guy at work (+/- 230lbs for 1m83 @ 15%) and he regards me as a typical meathead macho. Although I have my university degree and have a second profession with my own company (nobody at work knows that).

My blood boils everytime I see him and I want to take him down.

Crushing him with my hands, is not an option. I have to do it in an intelligent manner.

I’ve searched the internet, but there is no information about him (no facebook, blogs, etc), so no smut there.

Any tips? (please no “kill him with fire”, because it’s not an option).

Thx
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I happen to be your colleague and what you call tongue deep in the Chief’s arse I refer to as good ole fashioned politicing. The boss and I like to joke about what a big douche you are and how you think you are swole.

I’m currently enjoying my recent promotion with the subsequent pay raise that comes with it. better luck next time.

Oh, and btw stop e-stalking me.