Annoying Colleague

Hello,

On my job there is a colleague about 26 years old (I’m 30) and he got a promotion by probing his tongue deep inside the chief’s arse. Although I didn’t compete for the promotion, he still irritates me. He’s acting very arrogant towards me and I feel he looks down on me.

He’s a leftist (socialist) and not sportive at all. I’m the only muscular guy at work (+/- 230lbs for 1m83 @ 15%) and he regards me as a typical meathead macho. Although I have my university degree and have a second profession with my own company (nobody at work knows that).

My blood boils everytime I see him and I want to take him down.

Crushing him with my hands, is not an option. I have to do it in an intelligent manner.

I’ve searched the internet, but there is no information about him (no facebook, blogs, etc), so no smut there.

Any tips? (please no “kill him with fire”, because it’s not an option).

Thx

[quote]Dahollow wrote:
Hello,

On my job there is a colleague about 26 years old (I’m 30) and he got a promotion by probing his tongue deep inside the chief’s arse. Although I didn’t compete for the promotion, he still irritates me. He’s acting very arrogant towards me and I feel he looks down on me.

He’s a leftist (socialist) and not sportive at all. I’m the only muscular guy at work (+/- 230lbs for 1m83 @ 15%) and he regards me as a typical meathead macho. Although I have my university degree and have a second profession with my own company (nobody at work knows that).

My blood boils everytime I see him and I want to take him down.

Crushing him with my hands, is not an option. I have to do it in an intelligent manner.

I’ve searched the internet, but there is no information about him (no facebook, blogs, etc), so no smut there.

Any tips? (please no “kill him with fire”, because it’s not an option).

Thx
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Next time you should kiss ass, hes 4 years younger and got promotion probably has even been less time then you, seems like you missed out.

Also it sounds like you dont like his politics? Grow the fuck up u whiny little girl.

Also looking for dirt on him on the internet? Thats sad, no really thats terribly terribly sad.

[quote]Dahollow wrote:
Hello,

On my job there is a colleague about 26 years old (I’m 30) and he got a promotion by probing his tongue deep inside the chief’s arse. Although I didn’t compete for the promotion, he still irritates me. He’s acting very arrogant towards me and I feel he looks down on me.

He’s a leftist (socialist) and not sportive at all. I’m the only muscular guy at work (+/- 230lbs for 1m83 @ 15%) and he regards me as a typical meathead macho. Although I have my university degree and have a second profession with my own company (nobody at work knows that).

My blood boils everytime I see him and I want to take him down.

Crushing him with my hands, is not an option. I have to do it in an intelligent manner.

I’ve searched the internet, but there is no information about him (no facebook, blogs, etc), so no smut there.

Any tips? (please no “kill him with fire”, because it’s not an option).

Thx
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PIIHB

[quote]Dahollow wrote:
Hello,

On my job there is a colleague about 26 years old (I’m 30) and he got a promotion by probing his tongue deep inside the chief’s arse. Although I didn’t compete for the promotion, he still irritates me. He’s acting very arrogant towards me and I feel he looks down on me.

He’s a leftist (socialist) and not sportive at all. I’m the only muscular guy at work (+/- 230lbs for 1m83 @ 15%) and he regards me as a typical meathead macho. Although I have my university degree and have a second profession with my own company (nobody at work knows that).

My blood boils everytime I see him and I want to take him down.

Crushing him with my hands, is not an option. I have to do it in an intelligent manner.

I’ve searched the internet, but there is no information about him (no facebook, blogs, etc), so no smut there.

Any tips? (please no “kill him with fire”, because it’s not an option).

Thx
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Become Catholic?

Sounds like he fancys you. Pretend he doesnt exist and if you do have to interact be nice even if he isnt, this should confuse him even more to the point where he avoids contact.

If hes actually straight and got a woman, piihb and take pictures.

why dont you two just fuck and get it over with?

[quote]optheta wrote:
Also it sounds like you dont like his politics? Grow the fuck up u whiny little girl.

Also looking for dirt on him on the internet? Thats sad, no really thats terribly terribly sad.[/quote]

X2000.

I think you have some major internal issues YOU need to take care of before you start blaming everyone else.

In other words, get a grip.

C’mon man, just take a deep breath, relax, take a step back and literally…

FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!!

Please don’t perpetuate the meathead stereotype by crushing him. Instead allow me to propose something much more your speed.

Take a massive dump in his desk. Make a little flag with a typed (don’t want to get caught) note saying “Next time remember, the only difference between as ass kisser and a shit head is a matter of depth perception!”. Sign your boss’s name.

Or grow the fuck up…but pooping in office furniture is so much more fun.

Oh, and I’m sure you can find something on the internet. Didn’t take me long to find a picture of you preparing to crush your enemies.

Sorry, no lamentations of the women for you though…

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]optheta wrote:
Also it sounds like you dont like his politics? Grow the fuck up u whiny little girl.

Also looking for dirt on him on the internet? Thats sad, no really thats terribly terribly sad.[/quote]

X2000.

I think you have some major internal issues YOU need to take care of before you start blaming everyone else.

In other words, get a grip.
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X3000

But that’s boring so…

Hire a hooker to seduce him. Get pictures and video. If a strap-on is involved yer set.

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]optheta wrote:
Also it sounds like you dont like his politics? Grow the fuck up u whiny little girl.

Also looking for dirt on him on the internet? Thats sad, no really thats terribly terribly sad.[/quote]

X2000.

I think you have some major internal issues YOU need to take care of before you start blaming everyone else.

In other words, get a grip.
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X3000

But that’s boring so…

Hire a hooker to seduce him. Get pictures and video. If a strap-on is involved yer set.[/quote]

X4000

You need to get on with your own job and stop estalking your coworker.

Definitely thought this thread was started by hallowed, the new chick in town who seems to fit in quite well around here.

Welcome to this wonderful thing called LIFE.

Learn to deal with it as best you can, or go into business for yourself. Because, this surely won’t be the last or worst thing you’ll run into.

You don’t have to like it, but you have to deal with it.

“Cute cat. What’s its name?”

“Annoying colleague”

Bump into him in a common area and make sure other people see the tussle.

Accuse him of sexual harassment. Refer to the bumping as just one of the offenses. When people are interviewed and depositions are taken, people who say they didn’t really see anything will just look like they don’t want to rock the boat or jeopardize their own jobs. Make sure to use the phrase “corporate culture of fear” every two or three sentences.

That company is yours for the taking. You will show them.

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Bump into him in a common area and make sure other people see the tussle.

Accuse him of sexual harassment. Refer to the bumping as just one of the offenses. When people are interviewed and depositions are taken, people who say they didn’t really see anything will just look like they don’t want to rock the boat or jeopardize their own jobs. Make sure to use the phrase “corporate culture of fear” every two or three sentences.

That company is yours for the taking. You will show them.
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Epic.

Easy. I just make sure I’m the best employee in the office. Ass kiss up can’t compete with outstanding competence.

[quote]Dahollow wrote:
Hello,

On my job there is a colleague about 26 years old (I’m 30) and he got a promotion by probing his tongue deep inside the chief’s arse. Although I didn’t compete for the promotion, he still irritates me. He’s acting very arrogant towards me and I feel he looks down on me.

He’s a leftist (socialist) and not sportive at all. I’m the only muscular guy at work (+/- 230lbs for 1m83 @ 15%) and he regards me as a typical meathead macho. Although I have my university degree and have a second profession with my own company (nobody at work knows that).

My blood boils everytime I see him and I want to take him down.

Crushing him with my hands, is not an option. I have to do it in an intelligent manner.

I’ve searched the internet, but there is no information about him (no facebook, blogs, etc), so no smut there.

Any tips? (please no “kill him with fire”, because it’s not an option).

Thx
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u mad?

[quote]Dahollow wrote:
Hello,

On my job there is a colleague about 26 years old (I’m 30) and he got a promotion by probing his tongue deep inside the chief’s arse. Although I didn’t compete for the promotion, he still irritates me. He’s acting very arrogant towards me and I feel he looks down on me.

He’s a leftist (socialist) and not sportive at all. I’m the only muscular guy at work (+/- 230lbs for 1m83 @ 15%) and he regards me as a typical meathead macho. Although I have my university degree and have a second profession with my own company (nobody at work knows that).

My blood boils everytime I see him and I want to take him down.

Crushing him with my hands, is not an option. I have to do it in an intelligent manner.

I’ve searched the internet, but there is no information about him (no facebook, blogs, etc), so no smut there.

Any tips? (please no “kill him with fire”, because it’s not an option).

Thx
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