So I’m at the commercial gym I usually go to, and this retard cousin of one of my normal lifting buddies shows up. Now he’s only started coming to this gym within the last couple of weeks and he’s only a bit bigger than me (except I’m not a bodybuilder at all - you’ll usually find me lurking in the PL forum).
He just walks in and starts telling everyone that they’re doing something wrong (kipping or standing at the wrong angle and such) and he proceeds to tell the others how to do their exercise. When “G”, a hugely swole black dude starts doing lat cable pull-overs, the brainless cousin goes up to him and yells, “Why are you pulling the cable so far back? Are you going fishing?.. Don’t do those. You won’t grow that way, that’s only for your serratus…” I’m completely shocked and I don’t know why “G” didn’t just snap his neck.
Well, anyway, he walks over to the cable weight-stack to show G “how to do it right” and as he pulls out the pin, the bar falls squarely on the back of his head with a loud clunk. I snickered and went back to my core routine. Ahhh… justice is served.
Have a great weekend!!