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Anal Probes/Enemas Ordered After N.M. Traffic Stop


#1

JUST A LITTLE BIT OF NEWS FROM MY PART OF THE COUNTRY.

In what can only be described as the absolute the worst traffic stop in history, doctors repeatedly probed a mans anus and subjected him to multiple humiliating medical procedures all because police incorrectly believed he may have been hiding narcotics in his ass.

As if that wasn't horrifying enough, after being probed, x-rayed, probed again, subjected to enemas, made to poop in front of police, sedated, and given a forced colonoscopy, the man must pay for everything that happened because the hospital sent him the bill for the "procedures."

David Eckert of Deming, New Mexico was stopped by police after they said he didn't come a complete stop at a stop sign while exiting a Wal-Mart. [NOTE, I KNOW THIS PLACE, it's NOT A REAL STOP SIGN.]

When Eckert stepped out of his car, officers believed he was clenching his buttocks for some reason, They took him to a local emergency room and ordered an anal cavity search after securing a warrant for one [VALID IN THAT COUNTY ONLY]. Doctors there refused to do it because they believed it to be unethical.

But the doctors at Gila Regional Medical Center [OUTSIDE THE COUNTY AND OUTSIDE THE EXPIRATION TIME OF THE WARRANT] apparently had no such ethical qualms. According to medical records and lawsuit documents, Eckert was subjected to the following procedures over the next few hours:

  1. Eckert's abdominal area was x-rayed; no narcotics were found.

  2. Doctors then performed an exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

  3. Doctors performed a second exam of Eckert;s anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

  4. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

  5. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a second time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

  6. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus a third time to insert another enema. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

  7. Doctors then x-rayed Eckert again; no narcotics were found.

  8. Doctors prepared Eckert for surgery, sedated him, and then performed a colonoscopy where a scope with a camera was inserted into Eckert's anus, rectum, colon, and large intestines. No narcotics were found.

Throughout this ordeal, Eckert protested and never gave doctors at the Gila Regional Medical Center consent to perform any of these medical procedures.

Again, no narcotics were found. And as the TV station reports, there were several problems with the warrant, including the fact that it was not valid in the county where the searches were performed and that it expired three hours before the procedures began.

Eckert is now suing the City of Deming and three of its officers, three Hidalgo County sheriff's deputies, a deputy District Attorney, the Gila Regional Medical Center and two of its doctors.

With any luck he'll collect some money from them. He'll need it; the Gila Regional Medical Center sent him the bill for all of the procedures and is threatening to take him to collections if he doesn't pay it.

http://jalopnik.com/cops-doctors-repeatedly-probe-mans-anus-in-worst-traf-1458841658

Way to go New Mexico drug warriors! Super good job!


#2

I have been contemplating a lot lately on how fucked up government is in north america

I also fail to understand the “lefties” supporting the government so strongly when government is essentially a monopoly on power.


#3

Jesus… Those bastards should be sent to jail. See how they like getting their shit pushed in lol.


#4

[quote]rehanb_bl wrote:
I have been contemplating a lot lately on how fucked up government is in north america

I also fail to understand the “lefties” supporting the government so strongly when government is essentially a monopoly on power.[/quote]

On the bright side, Roswell, NM is no longer the NM capital for alien anal probes.

Our cops have been fucked up since Billy the Kid (who was the good guy, really) got shot by Sherriff Pat Garrett (who was a corrupt piece of shit).


#5

[quote]rehanb_bl wrote:
I have been contemplating a lot lately on how fucked up government is in north america

I also fail to understand the “lefties” supporting the government so strongly when government is essentially a monopoly on power.[/quote]

I don’t want to make this a political thing, but government, in general, inevitably turns bad or turns whatever it touches to shit.

People need to realize this and return power to the people and get rid of probably 1/2 the laws on the books, even ones they think are OK.


#6

We’ve been talking about this in PWI. Pretty fucked. The guy has a drug history, but there is a a shit ton of fuck ups in this and another similiar event in the same are. Several people should go to jail.


#7

That’s just awful , I can’t even think of words to describe how I would feel.


#8

[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:
That’s just awful , I can’t even think of words to describe how I would feel.[/quote]

Butt sore and rich…


#9

“There’s definitely something in there. Doesn’t smell too good.”


#10

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:
That’s just awful , I can’t even think of words to describe how I would feel.[/quote]

Butt sore and rich…[/quote]


#11

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:
That’s just awful , I can’t even think of words to describe how I would feel.[/quote]

Butt sore and rich…[/quote]
[/quote]

I wonder who had to look through his poo.


#12

[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:
That’s just awful , I can’t even think of words to describe how I would feel.[/quote]

Butt sore and rich…[/quote]
[/quote]

I wonder who had to look through his poo.[/quote]

Some under paid resident or Derek…


#13

At least he can star in some bad cop porns now with that many enemas. This guy is going to sui the shit out of them. Figuratively speaking.


#14

if this is for real, this guy is about to become a gazillionaire. holy shit!!!


#15

If this guy is an asshole, this would be funny.


#16

[quote]aeyogi wrote:
If this guy is an asshole, this would be funny.[/quote]

He can be a drug dealing, butt clenching asswipe as much as he wants to be , but if a cop can take someone out of a county for which the warrant is issued and have a few doctors anally probe a guy several times even though the warrant that is not even valid in their county has expired on top of it…

Um, no?

Because pretty soon someone could have a gloved fist up your ass.


#17

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:
If this guy is an asshole, this would be funny.[/quote]

He can be a drug dealing, butt clenching asswipe as much as he wants to be , but if a cop can take someone out of a county for which the warrant is issued and have a few doctors anally probe a guy several times even though the warrant that is not even valid in their county has expired on top of it…

Um, no?

Because pretty soon someone could have a gloved fist up your ass.
[/quote]

Yup


#18

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:
If this guy is an asshole, this would be funny.[/quote]

He can be a drug dealing, butt clenching asswipe as much as he wants to be , but if a cop can take someone out of a county for which the warrant is issued and have a few doctors anally probe a guy several times even though the warrant that is not even valid in their county has expired on top of it…

Um, no?

Because pretty soon someone could have a gloved fist up your ass.
[/quote]

Man they have been taking this stuff out of our ass for 100 years. Seen your paycheck lately?


#19

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]aeyogi wrote:
If this guy is an asshole, this would be funny.[/quote]

He can be a drug dealing, butt clenching asswipe as much as he wants to be , but if a cop can take someone out of a county for which the warrant is issued and have a few doctors anally probe a guy several times even though the warrant that is not even valid in their county has expired on top of it…

Um, no?

Because pretty soon someone could have a gloved fist up your ass.
[/quote]

Man they have been taking this stuff out of our ass for 100 years. Seen your paycheck lately?
[/quote]

This is admittedly true, but if they lack all proper decorum, I can no longer pretend to ignore it.


#20

I’m not saynig it is right; this can be wrong and funny at the same time.