T Nation

Anagrams


#1

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: IS NO AMITY

I like the next one...

ELECTION RESULTS: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: TWELVE PLUS ONE

And for the last one...

MOTHER-IN-LAW: WOMAN HITLER


#2

HA! Wow, some of these are excellent.

Then agian there's only 26 letters. When you factor that in it becomes obvious that these kinds of things would occur.

Thanks for the post.


#3

Wow, those were good.


#4

My favorite of all time:
I am loving it - Ailing vomit


#5

LOL!

That's the best so far


#6

Well, after having to double take at the title of the thread because I thought it said "mammograms" this is my favorite:


#7

Got a new one:

Professor X: Sex for pros


#8

HeadHunter: The unheard

If only...


#9

Zen Warrior: An error wiz


#10

Space Pirate: Ate crap pies


#11

Politics and World Issues: A wino discredits U.S. polls


#12

Get a Life (Off topic): Cogitate of piffle.

-or-

If poetical, get off.


#13

Found another good serie:

Dictionary = Indicatory

Schoolmaster = The classroom

Elvis = Lives

Listen = Silent

Clint Eastwood = Old West Action

A Telephone Girl = Repeating "Hello"

Western Union = No Wire Unsent

The Country Side = No City Dust Here

Evangelist = Evil's Agent

Astronomers = No more stars

The Cockroach = Cook, Catch Her

The Morse Code = Here Come Dots

Conversation = Voices Rant On

Disraeli = I lead, Sir.

Clothespins = So Let's Pinch

Jim Morrison = Mr. Mojo risin'

MacDonalds = Clam and Sod

Butterfly = Flutter-by

Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy!

Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter

Funeral = Real Fun

A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it

The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar

The Hilton = Hint: Hotel

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing

Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade

The Check is in the Mail = Claim "Heck, I sent it (heh)"

The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future

Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active

Software = Swear Oft

Alec Guinness = Genuine Class

The Detectives = Detect Thieves

The Hospital Ambulance = A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man

Semolina = Is No Meal

The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom

Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim

A Gentleman = Elegant Man

The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet

Salman Rushdie = Read, Shun Islam

Martin Scorsese = Screen is a storm

Barbie doll = I'll bare bod / Babe I'd roll / Liberal bod

Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free

Patrick Stewart = A Crap Trek Twist

Mel Gibson = Bong Smile

Admirer = Married

Indomitableness = Endless ambition

New York Times = Monkeys Write / Monkey Writes

David Letterman = Nerd Amid Late TV

Howard Stern = Retard Shown

Contradiction = Accord not in it

Debit card = Bad Credit


#14

Damn, are you using some software to generate anagrams?


#15

Having fun?


#16

presbyterians = best in prayers = britany spears


#17

Wow. Am I the only one amazed of the fact that these seem to have a meaning...related to the original words?
Wow...


#18

Surprised in that huge list there was no Hitler ones

Adolf Hitler

Hated For Ill

Do Real Filth

Rill Of Death

Traid of Hell

Drill of Hate

Hatred of Ill

A Dirt of Hell

Filth Ordeal

There are others but they are stupid rather than evil sounding, like Heil Old Fart.


#19

I'm not suprised at these.

Think of how many phrases are in existance (almost infinite) and then consider how many of them could make nonsensical words or other phrases (a small percentage of a hugely-gigantic number is still a very large number). Then choose the ones that relate to the original phrase (again, theres still lots).


#20

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